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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

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This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out this week:

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshiping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "Woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church
A friend sent this to me and I couldn't stop laughing. I looked up the church to make sure it is real, and it is a real church. I really hope this is a joke, because I can't take this seriously at all. :lol

My 5 favorites are: Sleeps to much or to little, complains of boredom, is not interested in sports, Excessively awake during the night, and Eats Count Chocula Cereal.

This sounds like high school to me, I guess I'm a goth now. :lol. I think every child and most adults are Goths/emos at this point.

I love this list because its pretty much just a list of things Teens do during puberty when they go through their identity crisis and their hormones for sexual attraction turn on. :rolling
 
Lol Spectator, such a funny post.

I think the saddest part might be the "Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure..." part.

I dont think it is obscure at all. I have seen goths in most of the places I have ever been lol. That line alone shows the level of disconnection between different groups in the world, which is saddening.
 
Oh gosh this has been circulating on the internet for YEARS now, its so annoying, there's even been a youtube video response to it.

I myself am rather.....well I guess I take it in stride so to speak and annoyance.

I wish it would disappear entirely but they say once something is on the internet, its on their forvever.
 
And most of the points are not even related to the gothic culture in any way... Some of them are just typical teenager/adolescent traits, and some are "poseur"/"mall goth" characteristics. Gothic is really just about music [but NOT Manson!] and aesthetic; there don't have to be evil connotations with it because that depends on the individual person and their values [there are Christian goths too!].
 
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