Is Jesus Christ really Santa Clause?

[Michael The Archangel]

Think about it. The last time Jesus was seen is when he ascended into Heaven at the age of 32 and his followers would have seen him go into the clouds. Well, it could be that Jesus really did just ascend into the clouds and flew over to the North Pole where he built a toy shop, domesticated reindeer, and gained new followers called Elves. It makes sense that he would be Santa because of how old he is being alive on Earth for over 2,000 years and surely his metabolism would have slowed down with age making him fat. Jesus loves children letting them come unto him, Santa loves children and lets them sit on his lap, and I saw in an episode of the Chosen that Jesus made a doll house and wooden dolls for a little girl. Very similar to the way Santa Clause makes toys for kids. Oh and in the Second Coming it says that the hair of Jesus will be white as wool, just like Santa Clause and he comes riding on an animal like how Santa is pulled by reindeer and they both come in the clouds. In Revelations it says there will be three Woes, and Santa says "Hoe Hoe Hoe". In fact no one has seen Santa Clause coming and so people deny that he is real just like it says in the Bible that there will be scoffers denying the second coming of Jesus asking when will he return? Well when Santa Clause finally comes bearing gifts for the good and righteous judgements for the naughty, then you'll all know that he is really Jesus Christ.

 

[Prycejosh1987]

Jesus is much greater and beneficial than Santa claus. That is if Santa existed. Jesus gave more than santa, showed up in different ways and loves us more than Santa ever would. More importantly than that is Jesus shows His love 24/7 7 days a week 365 days a year, not just 1 day. Jesus loves and He rocks.

 

[D-D-W]

Is Jesus the Easter Bunny too, or perhaps the Tooth fairy!!!

Actually He is the Great Pumpkin!

 

[Who Me]

flew over to the North Pole where he built a toy shop, domesticated reindeer, and gained new followers called Elves. I

Evidence please.

There is nothing in the bible that supports this idea.

 

[Cooper]

I have been upset by things that are said in all seriousness, but an obvious tongue in cheek quip doesn't upset me. It would though, if I thought the poster was serious.
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