Know any good blond jokes?

[Kathi]

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

 

[Kathi]

Two blondes are driving to Disneyland. As they get close, they see a road sign that says, "Disneyland, left." So they turned around and went home.

 

[searcher7]

A blonde & her husband are lying in bed
listening to the next door neighbor's dog..
It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed
and her husband says, "The dog is still barking,
what have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!

 

[Kathi]

A blonde & her husband are lying in bed
listening to the next door neighbor's dog..
It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed
and her husband says, "The dog is still barking,
what have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!

That is a good one

 

[ASavedDisciple]

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking. "We were the first ones in outer space," said the Russian. "We were the first ones to the moon," said the American. "That's nothing," said the blonde. "We're going to be the first ones to the sun." The American asked "There is no way. You'll burn to death." The blonde replied, "Well, duh. That's while we'll go at night."

 

[evenifigoalone]

Very helpful blond inventions:

1. Ice Cube Mix
2. Tricycle Kickstand
3. Solar Flashlight
4. Dehydrated Water
5. Fire Proof Matches
6. Reversible Sandwich Bread
7. Black Light Bulb
8. Garage Door Closer
9. Cordless Cell Phone
10. Disposable Garbage Bags

 

[Mike S]

"BlondeStar: always on because you're always blonde"

 

[TOG]

There was a blonde who was so tired of all the blonde jokes people were always telling, that she decided to dye her hair. One day, after she dyed her hair, she was driving down a country road when she had to stop because a farmer was herding his sheep across the road. She got out of the car and went and talked to the farmer. "I've always wanted to have a sheep. If I can guess the exact number of sheep in this flock, can I keep one?" asked the blonde. The farmer agreed and without hesitating at all, the blonde said "There are 173 sheep in this flock". With an amazed look on his face, the farmer said "That's exactly right! Pick a sheep and you may keep it." The blonde pointed and said "I want that one" and started putting the one she picked in her car. The farmer then said to her "If I can guess your original hair color, can I have my dog back?"

The TOG​