Let's Help the Girls

[dirtfarmer]

Girlfriends

Hello Rollo, dirtrfarmer here

Cat fight?

 

[dirtfarmer]

Hey Dirtman, what's up?
Naw, just daily fare in my neck of the woods.

hello Rollo, dirtfarmer here

Ever think of moving?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

hello Rollo, dirtfarmer here

Ever think of moving?

Why?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

You nicked my car. I've told the police

Lol, that's impossible.
You wouldn't dare come into my neck of the woods.
Neither would the police.

 

[dirtfarmer]

Why?

hello Rollo, dirtfarmer here

To get to the head of the woods!!!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Good reasoning.
When I have time, I'll look that up in my Funk and Wagonal.

 

[Wrg1405]

hello Rollo, dirtfarmer here

Ever think of moving?

He's only just landed on planet earth.

 

[th1b.taylor]

He's only just landed on planet earth.

He is not on the Earth, Rollo got on that long range Battle Space Cruiser and was and is the first settlement on Mars, that's why the lag in posting times.

 

[dirtfarmer]

hello th1b.taylor, dirtfarmer here

I guess that is why he is so enamored with women. It is a long way to Pluto. You do know that men are from Mars and women are from Pluto?

 

[th1b.taylor]

hello th1b.taylor, dirtfarmer here

I guess that is why he is so enamored with women. It is a long way to Pluto. You do know that men are from Mars and women are from Pluto?

I had heard that rumor and when The Company showed up with my invitaation to Mars I refused but I did tell them I wanted to try for Pluto. I ain't goin' where thar ain't no shemales to wash my dirty socks.

 

[Wrg1405]

hello th1b.taylor, dirtfarmer here

I guess that is why he is so enamored with women. It is a long way to Pluto. You do know that men are from Mars and women are from Pluto?

Over here women are from Venus and men from Mars.

 

[Wrg1405]

Lol, that's impossible.
You wouldn't dare come into my neck of the woods.
Neither would the police.

It's probably a kindergarten compared to where I was raised.

 

[dirtfarmer]

Over here women are from Venus and men from Mars.

hello Wrg1405, dirtfarmer here

Don't forget, Pluto is a dwarf planet and Rollo likes little women.

 

[Wrg1405]

hello Wrg1405, dirtfarmer here

Don't forget, Pluto is a dwarf planet and Rollo likes little women.

Never read that book. I'm surprised Rollo would like 'Little women by Louisa May Alcott" cause he can't read.

 

[Papa Zoom]

Never read that book. I'm surprised Rollo would like 'Little women by Louisa May Alcott" cause he can't read.

Yeah but there is a picture on the front cover and there's the movie too.

 

[dirtfarmer]

Yeah but there is a picture on the front cover and there's the movie too.

hello Papa Zoom, dirtfarmer here

Especially an identical twin!!!