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Letter From The Devil

All Christian must read this! This is how the devil really feels about you and how he uses your everday actions to take advantage of you!

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn’t even
bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so
unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you
have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.

Remember, you and I have been going steady for years and I still don’t love
you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only
using you to get even with God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I’m going to use you as long as possible to
pay him back.


You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But
you have yielded your life to me, and I’m going to make your life a living
hell. That way, we’ll be together twice. This will really hurt God.

Thanks to you, I’m really showing Him who’s boss in your life with all of
the good times we’ve had.
We have been watching dirty movies,
cursing people out,
stealing,
lying,
being hypocritical,
fornicating,
overeating,
telling dirty jokes,
gossiping,
being judgmental,
back stabbing people,
disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions,
no respect for the Church,
bad attitudes.


SURELY you don’t want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let’s
burn together forever. I’ve got some hot plans for us. This is just a
letter
of appreciation from me to you. I’d like to say “THANKS†for letting me use
you for most of your foolish life.

You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give
in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take it’s toll on your
life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and
teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is
smoke,
get drunk or drink while under-aged,
cheat,
gamble,
gossip,
fornicate,
and live being as selfish as possible.

Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I’ll be back in a couple of
seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere,
confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you
have left. It’s not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still
sinning, it’s becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don’t get me wrong, I still hate you.


IT’S JUST THAT YOU’D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.

P.S. If you really love me, you won’t share this letter with anyone
 
ChristianPioneer said:
All Christian must read this! This is how the devil really feels about you and how he uses your everday actions to take advantage of you!

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn’t even
bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so
unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you
have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.

Remember, you and I have been going steady for years and I still don’t love
you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only
using you to get even with God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I’m going to use you as long as possible to
pay him back.


You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But
you have yielded your life to me, and I’m going to make your life a living
hell. That way, we’ll be together twice. This will really hurt God.

Thanks to you, I’m really showing Him who’s boss in your life with all of
the good times we’ve had.
We have been watching dirty movies,
cursing people out,
stealing,
lying,
being hypocritical,
fornicating,
overeating,
telling dirty jokes,
gossiping,
being judgmental,
back stabbing people,
disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions,
no respect for the Church,
bad attitudes.


SURELY you don’t want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let’s
burn together forever. I’ve got some hot plans for us. This is just a
letter
of appreciation from me to you. I’d like to say “THANKS†for letting me use
you for most of your foolish life.

You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give
in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take it’s toll on your
life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and
teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is
smoke,
get drunk or drink while under-aged,
cheat,
gamble,
gossip,
fornicate,
and live being as selfish as possible.

Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I’ll be back in a couple of
seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere,
confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you
have left. It’s not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still
sinning, it’s becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don’t get me wrong, I still hate you.


IT’S JUST THAT YOU’D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.

P.S. If you really love me, you won’t share this letter with anyone

Reminds me of the Screwtape Letters...
 
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