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Lip Service

Joshua

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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses)?

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers .... and then, there are educators.
 
Caromurp,

Exactly ofcourse. HEY, but waite a minute here. There might be another crack in the universe showing itself. Boys and girls, I believe God is speeking again. Waite now it is coming clear. God has a plan..... ahhh it is clearer now ahhh clearer yet.. duck,shrue,weasel,fox,mouse, cat, dog, hoarse, deer ,cow, well hey alright now. Lets dress the place up a little here. I wonder what species to call THAT. Bing badda BOOM. Man does that complicate things. Bacteria might solve some of the problems after all, we have learned. Instructions read... add water and stir. Yah, really guys, stir crazy, any of ya got a clue? The last shall be first, tell me about it, will ya, huh.
 
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