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StoveBolts said:
Cheesey Like Dorito's. Hey, pass me that Pepsi and we can flog an ex con!

What does flogging a con have to do with Pepsi and Doritos?
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
What does flogging a con have to do with Pepsi and Doritos?

Absolutly nothing, unless you enjoy pepsi :-?

Ok, Ok, I give! I must give you your due credit. That was good! LOL
 
StoveBolts said:
Absolutly nothing, unless you enjoy pepsi :-?

Ok, Ok, I'll give WiLdAtHeArT a thousand dollars! I must give him my friendship dues. He is so cool! LOL
I accept personal checks, cash, and, of course, PayPal.
 
WiLdAtHeArT said:
StoveBolts said:
Absolutly nothing, unless you enjoy pepsi :-?

Ok, Ok, I'll give WiLdAtHeArT a thousand dollars! I must give him my friendship dues. He is so cool! LOL
I accept personal checks, cash, and, of course, PayPal.

Are you crazy? opps, wrong thread.. :oops:
 
StoveBolts said:
I'm taking a natural alternative for my little problem 8-)

I don't even want to guess what that might be. :shocked!:
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
destiny said:
Go back and eat it, i'm not gonna reheat on my shelf

I never asked you to. How do you reheat things on a shelf?



I cleverly asked you if you would take the wheat and store on a shelf!
 
Relic said:
I stupidly asked you if you would take the cheat to the store on tuesday!

Why take the Cheat to a store? He gets paid in pencil shavings.
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
Relic said:
I stupidly asked you if you would take the cheat to the store on tuesday!

Why take the Cheat From strong bad? Then who would help him with the emails?

Maybe Coach Z would help if Strong Bad can stand his accent, or if he would stop beating up Strong Sad he would probably help to.
 
edog said:
Maybe Coach (me) would help Chad brand his oxen, or if I would stop beating up the cattle, would that help too.

I'm not sure I follow, why are you beating oxen?
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
edog said:
Maybe Coach (me) would help Chad brand his oxen, or if I would stop beating up the cattle, would that help too.

I'm not sure why we even eat oxen?

That is a good point we should leave the oxen to the other predators.
 
edog said:
I have never been a Naive!

You're right, just because you're crazy, that doesn't mean you're stupid. Destiny, you should stop picking on people.
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
You're right, just because you're crazy and stupid. Destiny, you should'nt stop picking people's noses.
I was born at night, but not last night. You should be more concerned with the National Flight-Deprived Association of Concerned Women for American History than your former ex-next door neighbor's hamster.
 
DIME Ministries said:
I was born to fight, but I have no might. You should be more concerned about the National Fight Association and Concerned Women for American Historetomies than your former Tex Mex door mat hamster.

So you're a talking, Texan door mat. Than that says it, I'm definetly more afraid of the women for historectomies.
 
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