No more desire for cigarettes

[farouk]

Did I tell folks that a while ago I quit cigarettes? (The search facility on this site doesn't seem to work too well, so I'm not sure exactly what was said before.)

For any of you guys who want to quit, you see, it can be done.

 

[Hitch]

Well done! said Hitch lighting his pipe...

 

[farouk]

Well done! said Hitch lighting his pipe...

TY LOL

 

[Lewis]

Doesn't this casket look inviting don't you want to just try it on for size, just look at the soft cushy lining of your brand new bed, and you won't have to walk anymore, you will be carried, looking good in your suit and tie, yes you will be looking casket sharp. And the casket bed is fitted wit a spring loaded and hydraulic system that will ensure you a a comfortable hurst ride, and all you have to do is keep smoking. And talk about peace and quite there is none better when the lid is closed. And you say you don't like the lights on when you sleep" well let me tell you, I have got a solution it is called 6 feet down, and it is the ultimate dark room, plus your eyelids are glued shut anyway. You say your wife gets on your nerves problem solved, just keep smoking and you will never have to hear her again. You say you miss coming here at 123 to post, well you can check out our computerized casket below. Going to miss your car" check out our auto models below also. Yes we here at the Lewis W funeral home aim to please. All you have to do is keep smoking. This is Lewis E Williams IV of the Lewis W funeral home, and our motto is taken from your friends who are already in the grave, and they simply holler out" Come On Down Won't You. This is brought to you by the Lewis W funeral home a registered trade mark, all major insurance is accepted. So don't delay get your plushy lined coffin today.

 

[Lewis]

When you stop smoking here is what happens.

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</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="210"> 20 minutes
</td> <td>Your blood pressure, pulse rate, and the temperature of your hands and feet will all return to normal.</td> </tr> <tr> <td>8 hours
</td> <td>Remaining nicotine in your bloodstream will have fallen to 6.25% of normal peak daily levels, a 93.25% reduction.</td> </tr> <tr> <td> 12 hours
</td> <td>Your blood oxygen level will have increased to normal and carbon monoxide levels will have dropped to normal.</td> </tr> <tr> <td>24 hours
</td> <td>Anxieties peak in intensity and within two weeks should return to near pre-cessation levels.</td> </tr> <tr> <td>48 hours
</td> <td>Damaged nerve endings have started to regrow and your sense of smell and taste are beginning to return to normal. Cessation anger and irritability peaks.</td> </tr> <tr><td> 72 hours
</td> <td>Your entire body will test 100% nicotine-free and over 90% of all nicotine metabolites (the chemicals it breaks down into) will now have passed from your body via your urine. Symptoms of chemical withdrawal have peaked in intensity, including restlessness. The number of cue induced crave episodes experienced during any quitting day will peak for the "average" ex-user. Lung bronchial tubes leading to air sacs (alveoli) are beginning to relax in recovering smokers. Breathing is becoming easier and the lungs functional abilities are starting to increase. </td> </tr> <tr> <td>5 - 8 days
</td> <td>The "average" ex-smoker will encounter an "average" of three cue induced crave episodes per day. Although we may not be "average" and although serious cessation time distortion can make minutes feel like hours, it is unlikely that any single episode will last longer than 3 minutes. Keep a clock handy and time them.</td> </tr> <tr><td>10 days
</td><td> 10 days - The "average ex-user is down to encountering less than two crave episodes per day, each less than 3 minutes. </td></tr> <tr> <td>10 days to 2 weeks
</td> <td>Recovery has likely progressed to the point where your addiction is no longer doing the talking. Blood circulation in our gums and teeth are now similar to that of a non-user.</td> </tr> <tr><td>2 to 4 weeks
</td><td>Cessation related anger, anxiety, difficulty concentrating, impatience, insomnia, restlessness and depression have ended. If still experiencing any of these symptoms get seen and evaluated by your physician.</td></tr> <tr><td>21 days
</td><td>Brain acetylcholine receptor counts up-regulated in response to nicotine's presence have now down-regulated and receptor binding has returned to levels seen in the brains of non-smokers.</td></tr> <tr><td>2 weeks to 3 months
</td><td>Your heart attack risk has started to drop. Your lung function is beginning to improve.</td></tr> <tr> <td>3 weeks to 3 months
</td> <td>Your circulation has substantially improved. Walking has become easier. Your chronic cough, if any, has likely disappeared.</td> </tr> <tr> <td>1 to 9 months
</td> <td>Any smoking related sinus congestion, fatigue or shortness of breath have decreased. Cilia have regrown in your lungs thereby increasing their ability to handle mucus, keep your lungs clean, and reduce infections. Your body's overall energy has increased.</td> </tr> <tr> <td>1 year
</td> <td>Your excess risk of coronary heart disease has dropped to less than half that of a smoker.</td> </tr> <tr> <td>5 to 15 years
</td> <td>Your risk of stroke has declined to that of a non-smoker. </td> </tr> <tr> <td>10 years
</td> <td>Your risk of death from lung cancer has declined by almost half if you were an average smoker (one pack per day). Your risk of cancer of the mouth, throat and esophagus has now decreased. </td> </tr> <tr> <td>13 years
</td> <td>Your risk of smoking induced tooth loss has declined to that of a never-smoker (2006 study). </td> </tr> <tr> <td>15 years
</td> <td>Your risk of coronary heart disease is now that of a person who has never smoked. </td> </tr> <tr> <td>20 years
</td> <td>Female excess risk of death from all smoking related causes, including lung disease and cancer, has now reduced to that of a never-smoker (2008 study). </td> </tr> </tbody></table>

 

[Lewis]

Who here still smokes, be honest because I know that there is a bunch of you.

 

[JohnEboy1983]

lol. Funny pics of some caskets lewis. I suppose some things you can take to the grave with you, but I know Jesus wasnt reffering to it like this. People really buy those caskets huh?

 

[Lewis]

lol. Funny pics of some caskets lewis. I suppose some things you can take to the grave with you, but I know Jesus wasnt reffering to it like this. People really buy those caskets huh?

Yes people do use them 2 ladies in Texas got buried in their actual cars, and I remember one pimp looking guy years ago maybe like 30 years ago or more was buried in a small replica of his Cadillac he was even sitting up in it at the funeral. And just recently a Florida murdered man was buried in his custom Chevy and this is really him below at his funeral.