- Jan 11, 2020
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I sometimes feel self disgust.
This is a Christian site,Humble. And there are ladies in the room. Just watch what you say.
Ok, how shall I say.....mmm..
Look at that teddy bear. He doesn't have to go to the toilet. He's much easier to look after than my dearest dog. I will volunteer, yes put my name down for babysitting teddy bears. There's the job for me. I don't take no nonsense from teddy bears. Oh but they are so gorgeous! They don't nag me for attention nor make me feel guilty for neglecting them. Our teddy bear has a permanent smile whereas our dog varies from frown to smile to stoic.
Now what was I talking about? The topic was myself wasn't it? Yeah I think I envy teddy bears anyway. They don't have to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.
This is a Christian site,Humble. And there are ladies in the room. Just watch what you say.
Ok, how shall I say.....mmm..
Look at that teddy bear. He doesn't have to go to the toilet. He's much easier to look after than my dearest dog. I will volunteer, yes put my name down for babysitting teddy bears. There's the job for me. I don't take no nonsense from teddy bears. Oh but they are so gorgeous! They don't nag me for attention nor make me feel guilty for neglecting them. Our teddy bear has a permanent smile whereas our dog varies from frown to smile to stoic.
Now what was I talking about? The topic was myself wasn't it? Yeah I think I envy teddy bears anyway. They don't have to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.