Judy
Member
One Liners
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
When there's a will, I want to be in it
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Death is hereditary.
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
When there's a will, I want to be in it
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Death is hereditary.