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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
 
I don't like that man over there; I think I'll go over, and get to know him.
 
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
 
Oh gosh, I feel stupid, but I don't get that one LOL
How do you feel when you see someone you KNOW is "one of those kind"?
Think about it for a few minutes.
 
I think I get it.How do you know what kind of a person they are until you get to know them?Am I right?
Correct. It's a comment about prejudices and stereotypes.
 
I childproofed my house, but they still get in. :grumpy:lol
 
So its not a joke?
I believe that statement originated with Abraham Lincoln.

And likely one of the more serious comments to be posted here.
 
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Sleep is my drug...my bed is my dealer...and my alarm clock is the police! :hysterical
 
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