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Asyncritus
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THE AMAZING PENGUINS
Here’s a conversation between you and Charles Barbarian Darwin, who is armed with his magic wand called ‘mutation and natural selection’.
Charles: OK pal, you’re emigrating – and you’re going to be amazingly happy and content where I’m sending you.
You: Yeah, yeah, sure. But um, what’s the place gonna be like?
Him: Idyllic. The land is nice and white, and it’s surrounded by the beautiful blue green sea. Like a white beach.
You: Sounds good. How hot's the beach?
Him: Errmmmm, uhhhh..The temperature is between minus 20 and minus 60 most of the time, and it drops nearly to minus 85 or minus 100 every now and then, just for a change and to keep you on your toes.
You: Forget it. Right now!
Him: Hang on. You won’t even feel the cold – I’m gonna give you the best insulating coat ever.
You: How are you gonna do that? These feathers I’ve got now make me feel the cold at night!
Him: Ha! Don’t forget my magic wand. A few good waves, and everything is gonna come out all right! Don’t worry, man don’t worry!
You: Oh yeah? What am I gonna eat – nothing edible grows at those temperatures.
Him: Well you gotta be enterprising and go fishing.
You: Fishing? Where? And I can’t swim.
Him: In the sea, man, in the sea. It’s warmer in there than on the land – it’s only zero mostly. And there’s LOTS of fish.
You: Look, I got feathers. If they get wet, I’m sunk. Can’t fly any more. And how far do I have to go to catch these damned fish you’re talking about?
Him: Well, um, only about 250 miles out to sea. Don’t worry – that’s the max. You won’t freeze – that coat I’m going to give you can stand minus 85 or minus 100. My wand will do all that for you.
//www.gowest.com.au/gowest-faqs/2-uncategorised/27-little-fairy-penguins-phillip-islandThe fairy penguin may swim up to 100 km in a day in order to catch the 240 grams of fish they require to maintain body weight. They may stay out to sea for some weeks at a time, depending upon the availability of food sources. Penguins have been identified as far as 1000km from their home basehttp:
You: I tell you man. If the feathers get wet I’m done. Both frozen solid, and can’t fly.
Him: You’ll have completely waterproof feathers. They won’t even get damp. Don’t worry, man, don’t worry. Just trust me!
You: I AM WORRIED! How am I gonna keep all that cold water off my feathers?
(to be continued)