Politics explained

[Jim Parker]

Explaining Politics

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE." HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER." HE SAID, "YES."

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON." BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK." BILL GATES SAID, "OK."

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO. HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW." HE SAID, "OK."

AND THAT'S HOW POLITICS WORKS.

 

[Razeontherock]

Now why didn't my Dad think to do that? He was always going on about politics being this way, lol