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Post A Joke

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Post a joke. I will start:

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Cardinal Arinze goes running into the Pope Benedict’s office and is quite beside himself. “Holy Father, Holy Father!â€Â

“What is it my son?†the pope responds.

“I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? “

“The good newsâ€Â, responds the Holy Father.

The Cardinal says “Okay. The good news is that the Lord Jesus has returned as He promised!â€Â

“Alleluia, Alleluia. Praise be to God!â€Â, the Holy Father responds “So what’s th bad news? “

Arinze responds “He in Salt Lake City.â€Â

(RIM SHOT) :D
 
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