Late_Cretaceous wrote before he read what he wrote:
I am sick and tired of seeing, on these forums, creationists asking questions like "what came first, bees or flowers" and "what came first male or female genetalia", or "what did the first member of a species breed with", and "if we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys", and of course "where are all the intermediates".
So here are a few similarly inane questions to pose to creationists. Please feel free to add your own. Perhaps there could be some witty comebacks to these tired old "evolutionist stumpers" in the future.
1. What came first, reading or writing?
2. Who did the first person to speak French talk to?
3. Where are the intermediate languages between Latin and Romanian, Italian, Spanish, Portugese and French? How come nobody speaks them today?
4. If protestants came from catholics, why are there still catholics?
5. How did the first person to read and write learn how to read and write, and what did he do write letters to himself?
add your own (or answer them if you dare)
THe questions are not supposed to be answerable, becuase they are nonsensical. Just like most of the questions posed by creationists in and attempt to "stump" supporters of evolutionary theory. I have applied creationist logic (to use the term loosely) to these questions to illustrate just how absurd they really are.
I usually wait for a double dare but these really don't look so unanswerable.
1. I would assume writing. The first thing written probably were marks to keep track of a count of some kind. The writing of speech would involve inventing an alphabet or simple pictures, which corresponded to the spoken word. Reading is only interpreting what is written. Without writing, there would be no reading, of course, but there can be writing that is never read, like most people’s Bibles.
2. The first people who spoke French spoke to each other. When God confounded the languages, he divided them according to groups, presumably by immediate families so mothers could talk to daughters and fathers to sons, not that they would listen or understand one another. :wink:
3. There may or may not be any, depending on whether they were one of the original languages or an evolved version of the original. The people who spoke them may have gone extinct or the language itself may have evolved to another language.
4. Because they didn’t evolve?
5. See #1. The person who invented the alphabet would teach it to others and they would write secret coded messages to pass around during solemn religious services.
That wasn’t so hard, but as you see, I don’t fear the word ‘evolve,’ or the concept of change from one species to another. These changes were built into the genetics of the animals who evolved, or even added later as a beneficial mutation to help with survival management. Read Job 34 to 42 and you will see God is still working to keep things in balance or the whole works would quickly digress into an ecological disaster. Man still hasn’t got the hang of the whole concept and everything he tries to fix usually ends up worse.
The evolution stumper that intrigues me most is the "where are all the intermediates". Just as there are intermediates between dog breeds, there should be more surviving half this/ part that in the rest of the animal kingdom if they evolved from just a few ancestor creatures. I would be interested in any links you might know of that show exactly where these animals branch off into other breeds and how many originals all the animals started with. It would be interesting figuring the ‘kinds’ that God created so a model could be deduced for the animal diversity at the time of the flood and the probable population leaving the ark.
I think the fossil record would be very helpful in this regard as well, although it doesn’t contain much evidence of the outside tissue that shows hair, skin and feathers to make identification more exact. Can we be sure some or even most of these ‘dinosaurs’ didn’t have fur and feathers? Maybe some of them were ancestors of kangaroos and raccoons and not so much descendants of lizard type creatures.