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[Kathi]

I remember when I was about 18 years old, I figured I wouldn't always have my mother to cook for me, so I asked her one day to teach me how to cook. She just brushed me off and told me she didn't have time. About a year later, my sister, who was 12 at the time, cooked her first complete meal for the family without help from my mother.

The TOG​

Not fair.

 

[Kathi]

Me too.

Tie dye?So you can tie dye?What does that have to do with your household abilities?Now I could have used that in 1965

 

[Jethro Bodine]

If you didn't go to church today, then that's a mortal sin.

The pastor at the church I went to today said, a severed hand will survive for a while on ice, then it becomes a knarly twisted piece of jerky. Seems we have more than our share of jerky going around here, lol.

He also said doctrine does not make you a Christian. He asked if knowing radical Islamic Jihdist doctrine had made any of us radical Islamic Jihadist. Living out your doctrine is what makes you what you are.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Tie dye?So you can tie dye?What does that have to do with your household abilities?Now I could have used that in 1965

Oh, is that what they call it when people who don't know how to wash clothes, and shouldn't wash clothes, ruin the family's clothing?

 

[Kathi]

Oh, is that what they call it when people who don't know how to wash clothes, and shouldn't wash clothes, ruin the family's clothing?

Well,you have your putting a red top in a batch of white underwear.You will then have nice pink underwear.A lady I used to work with said her husband was doing the wash one day when she was working.He thought he would do her a favor.She had her nice sweaters out to take to the cleaners.He thought he would save them a couple of bucks and wash them.Well,those sweaters ended up fitting a Barbie doll.Expensive sweaters too.

 

[Gary]

Me too.

I get some of my best shirts like that.

 

[Gary]

One that haunts you forever.

Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit.

 

[Kathi]

The pastor at the church I went to today said, a severed hand will survive for a while on ice, then it becomes a knarly twisted piece of jerky. Seems we have more than our share of jerky going around here, lol.

He also said doctrine does not make you a Christian. He asked if knowing radical Islamic Jihdist doctrine had made any of us radical Islamic Jihadist. Living out your doctrine is what makes you what you are.

I have spent a half an hour before listening to a sermon and left thinking.......Hu????

 

[Gary]

The pastor at the church I went to today said, a severed hand will survive for a while on ice, then it becomes a knarly twisted piece of jerky. Seems we have more than our share of jerky going around here, lol.

He also said doctrine does not make you a Christian. He asked if knowing radical Islamic Jihdist doctrine had made any of us radical Islamic Jihadist. Living out your doctrine is what makes you what you are.

That pastor is right.

What do you think?

 

[Kathi]

 

[TOG]

And you still can not cook to this day.

Is that the rest of the story?

Pretty much. I make pretty good TV dinners and I can microwave popcorn, but that's about it.

The TOG​

 

[Kathi]

Pretty much. I make pretty good TV dinners and I can microwave popcorn, but that's about it.

The TOG​

That is typical guy stuff.That will keep you alive.When I was dating my x husband I had driven over there one night and he did not know I was coming.He was sitting in his chair eating pork and beans out of a can.That was his cooking talent.Then we married and he said "please do not fix such big nice meals for dinner".

 

[Kathi]

And you still can not cook to this day.

Is that the rest of the story?

Just what are your culinary delights Jethro?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Just what are your culinary delights Jethro?

I heard this was a Jethro specialty, wild duck!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I heard this was a Jethro specialty, wild duck!

That would be blasphemy.
I have 8 ducks as pets.

Daryl
Mallard
Togapee
Louis C.K.
Dirk
Erma
Farkus
Melvin

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Just what are your culinary delights Jethro?

Chef Salads
Spaghetti
Fried Chicken
Ham

 

[Jethro Bodine]

When I was dating my x husband...

Why would you date your ex-husband?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

That pastor is right.

What do you think?

Spot on.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I have spent a half an hour before listening to a sermon and left thinking.......Hu????

I'm not following you.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

That would be blasphemy.
I have 8 ducks as pets.

Daryl
Mallard
Togapee
Louis C.K.
Dirk
Erma
Farkus
Melvin

LOL, it looks like you got 7 now.:halo

ああそう、ジェスロ、野生のカモ、私のお気に入り！
Yes, a Japanese specialty.