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IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings, is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a
serious defect in the primary and central component of
the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in
all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, "Sub
sequential Internal Non-morality", or more commonly
known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault
for this defect, is providing factory authorized
repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN
defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the
staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden
of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or
small the SIN defect is, JESUS will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for
further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit
without correction will void any manufacturer
warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems
too numerous to list and will result in the human unit
being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this
recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven
so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Please assist where possible by notifying others of
this important recall notice!!!
Thank you for your immediate attention.
ALL MY LOVE ... God
*** Finally, my brothers (and sisters), good-by. Aim for perfection, listen
to my appeal, be of one mind, live in peace. And the God of love and peace
will be with you....May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of
God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. 2 Cor 13:11 &
14 ***
The Maker of all human beings, is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a
serious defect in the primary and central component of
the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in
all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, "Sub
sequential Internal Non-morality", or more commonly
known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault
for this defect, is providing factory authorized
repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN
defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the
staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden
of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or
small the SIN defect is, JESUS will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for
further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit
without correction will void any manufacturer
warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems
too numerous to list and will result in the human unit
being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this
recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven
so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Please assist where possible by notifying others of
this important recall notice!!!
Thank you for your immediate attention.
ALL MY LOVE ... God
*** Finally, my brothers (and sisters), good-by. Aim for perfection, listen
to my appeal, be of one mind, live in peace. And the God of love and peace
will be with you....May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of
God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. 2 Cor 13:11 &
14 ***
