Religious Word Problem

[KevinK]

As brain twisters and the like seem popular of late:

A commerical airplane carrying American tourists crashes right on the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Tragically, everyone on the airplane is immediately killed. Are the survivors buried under Protestant or Catholic rite?

 

[reba]

lol cute

 

[jasonc]

Yea,after we kill the survivors

 

[KevinK]

You guys are just too sharp. This is just a warmup, however, to a more serious question.

 

[reba]

How many animals did Moses put in the ark..?

 

[Knotical]

How many times did Adam strike the rock before it produced water?

 

[reba]

lol

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Why did Paul prefer the KJV Bible?

 

[JohnDB]

1&2Hezekiah comes between which two books?

 

[KevinK]

I give up?

 

[jasonc]

1&2Hezekiah comes between which two books?

After 1st reba

 

[JohnDB]

After 1st reba

My favorite verse is in 2Hezekiah 3:18
Do not be lenient on the heathen when beating with a stick, use a big stick.

 

[Corn Pop]

How many animals did Moses put in the ark..?

One. And it was a penguin that travelled solo all the way from antarctica.

 

[reba]

lol

 

[Jethro Bodine]

lol

Look out heathens! (And Jethro, and Rollo, and jasonc, and Mikey, and....)

She ain't rollin' no cookie dough with that thing!

 

[Knotical]

My favorite verse is in 2Hezekiah 3:18
Do not be lenient on the heathen when beating with a stick, use a big stick.

Is that accurately translated from the original sanscrit?

 

[JohnDB]

Is that accurately translated from the original sanscrit?

Well the original script is less politically correct... It means something akin to beating them all within an inch of their lives.

 

[Knotical]

Well the original script is less politically correct... It means something akin to beating them all within an inch of their lives.

Sanskrit does have a nasty tendency to be rather blunt.