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Run on sentance game

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....a parking ticket was being placed under the windshield wiper of his truck because....
 
she was double parked while getting the cheeseburger
 
....having the truck towed because this ticket was now his 257th parking ticket, and.......
 
...as he kept changing from a "he" to a "she" and back again, his only concern was...
 
... why 'Mississippi' has four '"s's" and four "i's".......... plus......
 
...and suddenly his ex-wife appeared and took his wallet...
 
...it showed she wanted a divorce but also wanted to keep going back for more money...
 
...that there are Bible passages that seem to crticize divorce...
 
...and then the subject of evidentialism came up...
 
...and the guy said,"I don't even know what that is" so he went home to...
 
....but then I thought I should live while I'm alive and sleep when I'm dead...
 
...and I would wake up in Dreamtime, looking and dreaming about Ayer's Rock at sunset, and lawyers harrass me to call it Uluru...
 
...and I decide I can't sleep while the beds are burning...
 
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