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Run on sentance game

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...serious depression when you find out...
 
... see Humpty Dumpty dressed in a tuxedo at KMart where...
 
...there is a fire sale, so you go in to buy some fire...
 
..but you drop the fire because it singed your fingers......
 
... you see Captain America helping Mrs Doubtfire across the street and think to yourself...
 
...where's Lisa Simpson and why isn't...
 
...she in school at this time of day but then I realised...
 
...and those red pills also cause insomnia so I'd better...
 
...go drink about a quart of espresso...
 
...total solar eclipse will be just starting, and then...
 
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