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Silver Donkey...

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Dalen Naskiel

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Just so everybody knows I was at an antique store yesterday and they were selling a small, yet sturdy, Silver Donkey. I thought the thing must have divine powers, so I called over my friends, and we held a service in its' honor...

So just wanted to ask anyone here if they'd convert to this newfound religion. I'm sure it'll be the best decision any of you will ever make...
 
You know that the Bible says if you worship an idol, you will become like the idol, so that means that you would become like a jackass. :-D :wink:
 
Turns out the religion didn't quite turn out well for me...

The Donkey costed over $300, and I'm to being a Christian now :)

Just wanted to tell everyone i'm back home again!
 
It wasn't deleted because it shows why idols (such as Silver Donkeys), should never be worshiped instead of God...And how overpriced they are :)
 
I'll sell you a golden calf for $1.00?? Or a car for $200 I'm selling my house for $180,000?? My point? Anything can be an idol -anything-
 
Golden Calf for only $1.00!

That's a good deal my friend. Sold!

I'll use it as a lawn ornament :)
 
Good point Vic. You can find a cow for $1.00, but salvation from Jesus can't be sold by anyone...

Unless ya count the Sale of Indulgences :)
 
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