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Some Of You Chritians Lie Too

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15 of the weirdest excuses used when calling in sick



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It's that time of year when the weather gets colder and people start missing work because of illness.
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Or because of bats in the hair. Or deer bites. Or from back injuries sustained while chasing a beaver. Yep, these were just some of the excuses people used when calling in to their boss to say that they'd be out for the day.


In our annual survey, one-third of employers reported that workers call in sick more often during the winter holidays than any other time of the year. While cold and flu season has much to do with the abundance of absences, some people are using up those sick days to spend more time with their families, get in some last-minute shopping or just relax in bed when the weather outside looks too bleak to even deal with.

Twenty-nine percent of workers admitted to playing hooky this year, citing errands and plans with family or friends among their top reasons for calling in sick. But check out these fifteen weird excuses that people used to miss work. I'm not sure how anyone even pulled these off without busting out in laughter...


1. Employee's 12-year-old daughter stole his car and he had no other way to work. Employee didn't want to report it to the police.


2. Employee said bats got in her hair.


3. Employee said a refrigerator fell on him.


4. Employee was in line at a coffee shop when a truck carrying flour backed up and dumped the flour into her convertible.


5. Employee said a deer bit him during hunting season.


6. Employee ate too much at a party.


7. Employee fell out of bed and broke his nose.


8. Employee got a cold from a puppy.


9. Employee's child stuck a mint up his nose and had to go to the ER to remove it.


10. Employee hurt his back chasing a beaver.


11. Employee got his toe caught in a vent cover.


12. Employee had a headache after going to too many garage sales.


13. Employee's brother-in-law was kidnapped by a drug cartel while in Mexico.


14. Employee drank anti-freeze by mistake and had to go to the hospital.


15. Employee was at a bowling alley and a bucket filled with water (due to a leak) crashed through the ceiling and hit her on the head.


Check out our infographic here.
More interesting stats on absenteeism in the workplace:
-- More workers call in sick in the first quarter of the year, with 34 percent of employers saying workers call in January through March.
-- Phone calls are still the dominant way in which people tell their bosses they aren't coming in to work (84 percent); emails are second (24 percent) and text messages are third (11 percent).


"While outrageous events are known to happen, frequent absences and over-the-top excuses can start to bring your credibility into question," said Rosemary Haefner, vice president of human resources at CareerBuilder.
"Many employers are more flexible in their definition of a sick day and will allow employees to use them to recharge and take care of personal needs. This is especially evident post-recession when employees have taken on added responsibilities and are working longer days. Your best bet is to be up front with your manager."

Justin Thompson is a writer and blogger for CareerBuilder.com and its job blog, The Work Buzz. He researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues.
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Well, while I don't use excuses that wild, my coworkers know I never get sick, even when that bad flu was going around, so making "sick" excuses don't work. So I have to make another excuse like a "family situation" turned up. Sometimes to appease them I'll I'll say, "I'll try to make it in by ...." and then not show up.

I rarely take more than two such days per year (i.e. emergency call-offs)
 
Well, while I don't use excuses that wild, my coworkers know I never get sick, even when that bad flu was going around, so making "sick" excuses don't work. So I have to make another excuse like a "family situation" turned up. Sometimes to appease them I'll I'll say, "I'll try to make it in by ...." and then not show up.

I rarely take more than two such days per year (i.e. emergency call-offs)
That's what I call honesty:thumbsup
 
Your joking right ?
NOPE! i wont list all the stories this guy has pulled to get off days. its to the point that if theres a holiday or his hobby he will lie like that to get a day off.

that isnt the top of his lies. sometimes he does tell the truth and its ok but it gets hard and harder to believe him when he does say that stuff.

i have learned not to tell him of any ailment as he is a hypochondriac. the sad thing is when he is at work he does work.
 
I confess, I have lied, cheated,stolen and have broken all of Gods commands.... Thank God for his son and his Grace!
 
I feel quite fortunate that I get enough vacation days per year that all I have to do is ask for a day and have yet to be turned down.

I have used some rather unique ways of making my request for days off though.

My favorite was one time when I called in one morning to ask for the day off because of a family obligation and I told my supervisor that I would be coming in late. When he asked when I expected to arrive I told him, "Tomorrow morning."

He got a kick out of it.
 
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