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These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.'
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get
rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love.
Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,'
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the
choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24
in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the
addition of several new members and to the deterioration of
some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with
the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin .
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S.
is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM.The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
Last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours '
----------------------------------------------------------
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
----------------------------------------------------------
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.'
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
----------------------------------------------------------
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get
rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
----------------------------------------------------------
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
----------------------------------------------------------
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love.
Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
---------------------------------------------------------
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
---------------------------------------------------------
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,'
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
----------------------------------------------------------
For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
----------------------------------------------------------
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
----------------------------------------------------------
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the
choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
------------------------------------------------------------
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24
in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
------------------------------------------------------------
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow.
------------------------------------------------------------
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the
addition of several new members and to the deterioration of
some older ones.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Please place your donation in the envelope along with
the deceased person you want remembered.
---------------------------------------------------------------
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
and gracious hostility.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
------------------------------------------------------------------
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
------------------------------------------------------------------
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin .
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S.
is done.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM.The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
Last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours '
