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The Lord spoke from Balaams ass

Do you think this is a parable, or do you think it,s literal? Numbers 22:28. And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
 
Well, I doubt it is a parable, as the Bible says that Balaam was a real person. I'm inclined to believe that the donkey did speak, as God can do anything, however I could be wrong.
 
bigllama said:
Well, I doubt it is a parable, as the Bible says that Balaam was a real person. I'm inclined to believe that the donkey did speak, as God can do anything, however I could be wrong.
If God started speaking from your ass what would be your first responce. :o
 
mdo757 said:
If God started speaking from your ass what would be your first responce. :o

Ass = donkey...... I wasn't sure from your posts that you knew that, so I just wanted to make sure. :) My apologies if you already knew. LOL It's just from the way things were worded I kept thinking you might think it meant something else.

If my donkey began to speak, I would certainly know that it must be God because nothing else could make it talk! I am sure I'd be a bit surprised at first, and then I might want o ask it all sorts of questions, and finally, I think I'd sit and have a good laugh about it all. I'd never sell that donkey. :) :thumb
 
both :)

It was a literal event, but all things that happened unto them are written for our admonition. They are all real events, that to us are not parables and examples
 
PouringRain said:
mdo757 said:
If God started speaking from your ass what would be your first responce. :o

Ass = donkey...... I wasn't sure from your posts that you knew that, so I just wanted to make sure. :) My apologies if you already knew. LOL It's just from the way things were worded I kept thinking you might think it meant something else.
I'm certain it was a "reader's choice". :lol Every once in a while, we get a poster in here that does just what you were thinking. :D
 
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