[_ Old Earth _] The most ridiculous story ever invented

[Heidi]

The theory of evolution is the most ridiculous story ever invented by man. It wouldn't even make a good science fiction novel, much less a true story! That just shows that man is in a state of decay rather than becoming more fit.

Nevertheless, the theory of evolution proves how bizarre, far-fetched and ridiculous one has to be to deny God. Let's forget for a moment the obvious fact that apes can no more breed human descendants than humans can breed zebras as descendants. All anyone has to understand is the simple birds and bees to know why. But for those who don't, let's engage in fantasy and see what had to have happened for this impossible, crazy theory to have taken place;

1) Each ape had to find another creature which with to breed to create offspring that looks more like a human than an ape. The odds of that are incalculable.
2) Then these exact same offspring had to migrate all over the world because according to science fiction writers, homo-sapiens also existed in North America
3) The next step in this impossible chain is that each homo sapiens in North America had to find a mate identical to the mates of other homo-sapiens in Africa to breed descendants who could speak! That make the odds even more incalculable since no two animals and humans look and act alike. So the exact same so-called "mutations" had to have happened in thousands of homosapiens which makes the odds unfathomable as to be impossible.
4) There are no accounts by any ancient cultures of any of these creatures ever existing yet they are supposed to be our ancestors. :o
5) The so-called common ancestor from which these creatures supposedly came is still as imaginary as the minds who invented them. That makes the common ancestor as imaginary as the Flying spaghetti monster.

So the theory of evolution only exists in the imagination because it doesn't happen in reality. It's as well thought through, both in volume and scope of the imagination as "Lord of the Rings." At least Tolken was in touch with reality to know that his story was fictional. Science fiction is describing what could happen in reality. Science describes what does happen in reality. So it appears that scientists themselves are the last people capable of distinguishing between science and science fiction. Nevertheless, those whose blind faith is in scientists won't know that until scientists themselves declare evolution a hoax. That's because their faith isn't in the theory of evolution but rather in scientists themselves who change their minds with the seasons. So those whose faith is in scientists will look just as foolish as scientists do when they change their minds again. :

 

[Jayls5]

Haha, that's a good one Heidi. Tell me another.

 

[Heidi]

Haha, that's a good one Heidi. Tell me another.

I agree. The theory of evolution is the most ridiculous story ever invented. But since I'm not in the habit of inventing history, then you'll have to ask an evolutionist for another good story.

 

[John]

Love it
EDIT: mind if i use this on my site ?

 

[freeway]

Heidi.. Do you mind if I use that fairytale story at bedtime for my granddaughter, she loves a good make believe story, hell that's better than Cinderella. :

 

[Dunzo]

What is wrong with you? I don't think I could count on my own two hands the number of times I've discarded each and every one of these stupid arguments.
Your understanding of evolution is elementary at best. Did you even listen in, nay, attend high school?

Heidi.. Do you mind if I use that fairytale story at bedtime for my granddaughter, she loves a good make believe story, hell that's better than Cinderella.

Get 'em while they're young, eh?

 

[Heidi]

Heidi.. Do you mind if I use that fairytale story at bedtime for my granddaughter, she loves a good make believe story, hell that's better than Cinderella. :

Absolutely. Just remember to tell her it's just a fairy tale and that she's got more gifts than an ape does.

 

[Deep Thought]

The title of this thread is certainly very appropriate, as Heidi has managed to invent a truly ridiculous story.

Heidi, what was your purpose of the story? Were you trying to be funny, or just displaying how little you know about science and evolution?

 

[Alabaster]

Excellent, Heidi! I needed that good laugh!

Evolution is an insult to apes.

 

[Jayls5]

Haha, that's a good one Heidi. Tell me another.

I agree. The theory of evolution is the most ridiculous story ever invented. But since I'm not in the habit of inventing history, then you'll have to ask an evolutionist for another good story.

Pirates go HARRRRRRR!!!

True story, UNLIKE EVOLUTION! [/Heidi argument]

 

[Heidi]

Haha, that's a good one Heidi. Tell me another.

I agree. The theory of evolution is the most ridiculous story ever invented. But since I'm not in the habit of inventing history, then you'll have to ask an evolutionist for another good story.

Pirates go HARRRRRRR!!!

True story, UNLIKE EVOLUTION! [/Heidi argument]

Then please address the points in my post and show us that they happen in the real world. Otherwise your comments about me are unwarranted.

 

[Drew]

1) Each ape had to find another creature which with to breed to create offspring that looks more like a human than an ape. The odds of that are incalculable.

Oh the humanity.........

I guess its a free country and you are allowed to misrepresent the content of the theory of evolution.

I will therefore turn to a battle that is at least win-able. To all you non-Christians out there, please do not conclude that the views expressed by Heidi in respect to the theory of evolution are representative of all of us who claim Jesus as our King.

 

[Jayls5]

Then please address the points in my post and show us that they happen in the real world. Otherwise your comments about me are unwarranted.

You're just denying the truth. THE TRUTH!

I picked up my warranty from Ford, and they guaranteed evolution would be good for 100,000 miles.

 

[John]

What to do, What to do, we are in trouble boys, he used caps, and we all know ALL CAPS = FACT

Please... :

 

[Heidi]

1) Each ape had to find another creature which with to breed to create offspring that looks more like a human than an ape. The odds of that are incalculable.

Oh the humanity.........

I guess its a free country and you are allowed to misrepresent the content of the theory of evolution.

I will therefore turn to a battle that is at least win-able. To all you non-Christians out there, please do not conclude that the views expressed by Heidi in respect to the theory of evolution are representative of all of us who claim Jesus as our King.

Considering Jesus our King created man out of the dust of the ground, then no he did not create man out of the wombs of animals. So whatever your views of evolution are, if they don't agree with Genesis 1-2, they are incorrect. Sorry.

 

[Dunzo]

Oh the humanity.........

I guess its a free country and you are allowed to misrepresent the content of the theory of evolution.

I will therefore turn to a battle that is at least win-able. To all you non-Christians out there, please do not conclude that the views expressed by Heidi in respect to the theory of evolution are representative of all of us who claim Jesus as our King.

Considering Jesus our King created man out of the dust of the ground, then no he did not create man out of the wombs of animals. So whatever your views of evolution are, if they don't agree with Genesis 1-2, they are incorrect. Sorry.

Oh. I guess it's over then, fellas. Heidi has finally enlightened us that no matter how much conclusive evidence you have for your theory, and no matter how much research has been conducted on it, or how much scrutiny and peer review it has been the subject of and managed to remain universally accepted by scientists in the field, if it disagrees with a several thousand year old document written by old men who didn't know shit about the world around them - you're wrong. Why didn't you tell us this before, Heidi?

 

[John]

Heidi knows the truth, he does not need to worry about a theory thats hanging on by a thread.

 

[Heidi]

Heidi knows the truth, he does not need to worry about a theory thats hanging on by a thread.

That's right. I know the truth because God tells us the truth in the bible and I believe Him. And the only reason that evolution is hanging on by anything is because of the difficulty for people to admit they're wrong. Some people would rather die than to admit they're wrong and unfortunately, they will. :

 

[Deep Thought]

That's right. I know the truth because God tells us the truth in the bible and I believe Him. And the only reason that evolution is hanging on by anything is because of the difficulty for people to admit they're wrong. Some people would rather die than to admit they're wrong and unfortunately, they will. :

I'm sure you don't realise just how ironic that statement is.

 

[Heidi]

That's right. I know the truth because God tells us the truth in the bible and I believe Him. And the only reason that evolution is hanging on by anything is because of the difficulty for people to admit they're wrong. Some people would rather die than to admit they're wrong and unfortunately, they will. :

I'm sure you don't realise just how ironic that statement is.

When God is with us, no one can be against us. But again, you won't find that out until your deathbed. Sorry. :