The Railing Thread

[Jethro Bodine]

Some drivers do have the brain of a fried egg.

This is either your brain on drugs.....or Rollo's pathetic attempt to make breakfast while his wife is out of town.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Put me out of my misery when that happens.that is a pet peeve they hurry up to make the right turn then nearly stop at the turn.I make up a commentary as they do that.

What about the guy who inches up waiting for the light to turn green then just sits there when it does.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Or how 'bout the person who swings the car way out to the left to make a right turn.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Braking for no apparent reason in the middle of the road.
If that don't define Florida driving, nothing does.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I live in the Bible belt. Four cars sit forever at a four way stop each waiting politely and lovingly for the other to go ahead of them. Meanwhile in Florida being half way through the intersection is no guarantee that the other drivers won't try to beat you through it.

 

[jasonc]

Braking for no apparent reason in the middle of the road.
If that don't define Florida driving, nothing does.

Or how 'bout the person who swings the car way out to the left to make a right turn.

You forgot the retiree on his way to the bingo hall ,passes it then makes the five lane change to get to it.all the while slowin down and not using a turn signal. The best and a sad one is when I was pre reading a route.I was at a storage place on us1 and I heard a honk.the elderly woman driver on oxygen was apperently oblivious to the traffic light and acted as it was a stop sign .she crossed the road right to me.she was so clue less about the very road us1 as I gave her directions.she probably had dementia as she was doing 35 or less in a 55 mph.she also couldn't remember where the place she was going.I asked her if she was new to this area.she said I have been here twenty years.

 

[jasonc]

I live in the Bible belt. Four cars sit forever at a four way stop each waiting politely and lovingly for the other to go ahead of them. Meanwhile in Florida being half way through the intersection is no guarantee that the others drivers won't try to beat you through it.

Lol.true.I deal with that less then a block from my house.at work,I can go on forever with that one

 

[Corn Pop]

"17 Every good thing given and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights" (James 1:17 NASB)

Marge. Marge, come quickly, the rains are here.

 

[jasonc]

Braking for no apparent reason in the middle of the road.
If that don't define Florida driving, nothing does.

Lol.I will laughing at that for days.

 

[jasonc]

I live in the Bible belt. Four cars sit forever at a four way stop each waiting politely and lovingly for the other to go ahead of them. Meanwhile in Florida being half way through the intersection is no guarantee that the other drivers won't try to beat you through it.

this one wins the Internet post of the day

 

[Corn Pop]

What about the guy who inches up waiting for the light to turn green then just sits there when it does.

Its like shephard and sheep. At the lights in traffic someone inches up, then the car behind will inch up, then they inch up a little more, then the next inches up a little more. You can see the flock follow.

The best is when someone hoons past you fast, then up the road they are turning off and stuck at the lights, and you drive straight through and give a toot and wave.

 

[th1b.taylor]

Yall be tha reason they took my CDL and give me ah state ID. Jus cos Ipushed fourhundred an thirty-four outta my way at tha downtown lite, shoot, jus being polite@!

 

[Corn Pop]

Yesterday i was behind a vehicle on a straight and there was clear visable red lights from way up the road and they just kept driving like normal straight through, then had to suddenly break when a car pulled out. I mean i just dont get it. How from 200 meters away and all that time you cant see 6 big red shinney lights.

Blind?, high?, drunk?, sending a email?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

This is the North End of Boston back in the day.
The only thing missing from the picture is the cop that was directing traffic that got ran over.