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This is Why Christians are Laughed at

I think that Salami is an unclean food in the Bible so God would not have done this.

The woman placed the salami backwards.... It's not G-O-D. It's D-O-G. And the dog probably had something to do with it (licking his chops). :D
 
Silly story. Same thing happens in Islam. The only difference being that when the word "Allah" is photoshopped onto a melon, your friends and family will actually believe you. :D
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Silly story. Same thing happens in Islam. The only difference being that when the word "Allah" is photoshopped onto a melon, your friends and family will actually believe you. :D

I must say I got interested in reading your other forum, Freethinking Islam.
What do you hope to accomplish, with that?
 
tim_from_pa said:
I think that Salami is an unclean food in the Bible so God would not have done this....
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Not is it's Hebrew National!

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:D
 
Biblereader said:
I must say I got interested in reading your other forum, Freethinking Islam.What do you hope to accomplish, with that?
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Its not my forum. Its just a new one that discusses Islam. It belongs to a member from the faithfreedom forum, so there should be quiet a few ex-Muslims on there soon.
 
Little did she know it was actually a message from her DOG who just wanted some salami.

Dang it I just read post #2. I can't win around here.
 
Vic C. said:
[quote="tim_from_pa":20uzs2iz]I think that Salami is an unclean food in the Bible so God would not have done this....
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Not is it's Hebrew National!

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:D[/quote:20uzs2iz]

OK--- you got me there. That's because their Salami is made from a clean food. The Gentiles use all kinds of (unclean) meats.

Actually, that looks good. I may go out and get some. Thanks.
 
I printed something like that on this site some years back, I think they saw the face of Jesus in a cake, or something like that
 
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