L
Lyric's Dad
Guest
I need to put to rest this notion that there is a Timex out there some where. People need to realize that this "Timex" is nothing more then a creation of those people who need a crutch...
So, to prove this to you all once and for all, I submit this factual story for your review;
If you were to be able to see me now, you would notice that I have on a beautiful watch. It says Timex on the dial but I assure you that it was not "CREATED" by some Timex out there somewhere. I found this watch in the desert you see and when I saw the label, I, being an intelligent and thinking man who is not willing to be duped by the right wing jewelers, decided to find out for myself. After taking this watch to the best scientists and philosophers of the day, the story has come to light....
We must begin before time began. Before the watches even came into existence. Before even, the sundial. Back then, there was a mud puddle. A soup of sorts with many bacterias and small one celled organisms floating in this soup. At some point a catastrophic storm happened that created an immense electric storm resulting in the repeated lightning strikes into the middle of this puddle of soup. When this had passed and many millions of years had come and gone, the soup began had changed. You see, in the bottom of this mire something wonderful had happened. Some of the chemicals had come together and had formed a watch. This watch had hands and dials and internal lights and a band and all the items necessarry to keep time on this world. Perfect in all it's intricacy, this watch came from a bang, of sorts that started the whole process in motion. I have proof of this from the worlds greatest scientists.
Now, I know what those who must believe in have to say. They say that it really was this mysterious Timex fellow but I can tell you that there are many paths to watches. There is seiko. There is rolex (seems to be a hollywood path) There is Dakota, etc. etc. etc. So I find it odd that these people would want to impose the ideals of this Timex on everyone. Furthermore, it really is just an ideal. Since there was no point of creation, the whole need for Timex is only to help people to become better timekeepers while on this earth. Afterall, time is enough....
So, to prove this to you all once and for all, I submit this factual story for your review;
If you were to be able to see me now, you would notice that I have on a beautiful watch. It says Timex on the dial but I assure you that it was not "CREATED" by some Timex out there somewhere. I found this watch in the desert you see and when I saw the label, I, being an intelligent and thinking man who is not willing to be duped by the right wing jewelers, decided to find out for myself. After taking this watch to the best scientists and philosophers of the day, the story has come to light....
We must begin before time began. Before the watches even came into existence. Before even, the sundial. Back then, there was a mud puddle. A soup of sorts with many bacterias and small one celled organisms floating in this soup. At some point a catastrophic storm happened that created an immense electric storm resulting in the repeated lightning strikes into the middle of this puddle of soup. When this had passed and many millions of years had come and gone, the soup began had changed. You see, in the bottom of this mire something wonderful had happened. Some of the chemicals had come together and had formed a watch. This watch had hands and dials and internal lights and a band and all the items necessarry to keep time on this world. Perfect in all it's intricacy, this watch came from a bang, of sorts that started the whole process in motion. I have proof of this from the worlds greatest scientists.
Now, I know what those who must believe in have to say. They say that it really was this mysterious Timex fellow but I can tell you that there are many paths to watches. There is seiko. There is rolex (seems to be a hollywood path) There is Dakota, etc. etc. etc. So I find it odd that these people would want to impose the ideals of this Timex on everyone. Furthermore, it really is just an ideal. Since there was no point of creation, the whole need for Timex is only to help people to become better timekeepers while on this earth. Afterall, time is enough....
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