Traveling with my GPS vs my wife

[tim-from-pa]

OK, in the same joking spirit of Phyllis Diller making fun of herself and "Fang" I'd like to reverse the role and tread (dangerously) into similar territory and state why I love to travel with my GPS with the nice woman’s voice with the British accent:

1) She actually knows where she's going
2) When she talks, she has something important to say
3) And when she's done saying something important, she shuts up
4) And when I make a wrong turn, she doesn't get upset

:toofunny

 

[Mitspa]

Now thats funny!:toofunny but be careful some "folks" are going to be on your case in a few?

 

[tim-from-pa]

Seriously, my wife is 5'3" but the strong, silent type. She actually plays more the male role and I'm the gabby one (or else I would not be on forums all the time). And one other thing..... SHE does all the driving, even to church. I will not even attempt to drive, say, in Boston, but she will. I only driven there on simple streets like from the son's apartment to a parking deck a few blocks away.

I thought up this "joke" on my own, however I am so afraid to drive in strange places and this reassuring voice just matter-of-factly tells me how to go, so I thought that would be interesting to compare that to the older stereotypical wife.