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Top Ten Valentine's Day Cards That Didn't Make It
10. Let's get to the heart of the problem--YOU!
9. Here's a heart for you!--Everyone should have at least one!
8. When I think of you, I think of Saint Valentine 'cause just like him, you're such a martyr!
7. I look'd around for hours just to find the perfect card. You know what?--They don't sell "I'm leaving you" Valentines!
6. Without a heart our bodies would suffocate. Our relationship helps me appreciate that fact!
5. In honor of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, may I remind you of our first date?
4. Roses are red Violets are blue. I just embezzled the company's funds, look me up in Peru!
3. I'm hopelessly romantic--By that I mean it's hopeless to think I will ever be romantic!
2. In the currency of love, you're a Mexican Peso!
And the number one Valentine's Day card that didn't make it is:
1. I may not love you enough, but Jesus loves you more!
(from Grant's Hvnly top ten's http://graceland.gentle.org/prelist.html )
10. Let's get to the heart of the problem--YOU!
9. Here's a heart for you!--Everyone should have at least one!
8. When I think of you, I think of Saint Valentine 'cause just like him, you're such a martyr!
7. I look'd around for hours just to find the perfect card. You know what?--They don't sell "I'm leaving you" Valentines!
6. Without a heart our bodies would suffocate. Our relationship helps me appreciate that fact!
5. In honor of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, may I remind you of our first date?
4. Roses are red Violets are blue. I just embezzled the company's funds, look me up in Peru!
3. I'm hopelessly romantic--By that I mean it's hopeless to think I will ever be romantic!
2. In the currency of love, you're a Mexican Peso!
And the number one Valentine's Day card that didn't make it is:
1. I may not love you enough, but Jesus loves you more!
(from Grant's Hvnly top ten's http://graceland.gentle.org/prelist.html )
