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WAKE UP!

reba said:
Bullwinkle: I'd like to apply for a job as an usher?

Boris: What experience have you had?

Bullwinkle: I've been in the dark for most of my life.
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What does that mean?
Is it suppose to be a joke or something?

Is this what you want to do to me?


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I know how this whole thing started.
Women pastors.
Then it graduated to women popes or popesses.
And Reba wants it all.
And Diane wants to be her underling.
Okay, now I know where I stand, and what I have to do.
 
Rollo Tamasi said:
Everything's too quiet around here.
Some one needs to start a new OSAS thread around here.
Maybe a new TULIP thread.
Maybe a good legalism thread.
Haven't had one of them in ages.

I know, a "you must be baptized to be saved" thread.
That will perk up a few ears.
Hey, how about this?
There's nothing like a new "Trinity" thread.
We can all learn from that, now can't we?

But if you want some real action, try starting a "let's pick on our favorite moderator" thread.
Things will get roaring or quiet in no time.

You got any ideas?
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How about tithing? That always seems to be good for a run.
 
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