What are the best 'knock knock' jokes?

[Dave Slayer]

What are the best 'knock knock' jokes?

 

[Sparkey]

Me: "Knock Knock"
You: "Whose there?"
Me: "Dave"
You: "Dave Who?"
Me: "Dave Slayer"

 

[handy]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isobel.
Isobel who?
Isobel broken? I had to knock.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who!

are you kidding, I've a 9 year old boy, I have a ton of these!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in already, it's cold out here!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee down the stream!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
BANANA WHO?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W-H-O.

(and my personal favorite)
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann Easter bunny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna other Easter bunny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura Easter bunnies.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?

 

[Sparkey]

Castro

• Knock Knock
  Who's there?
  Castro !
  Castro who ?
  Castro bread upon the waters !

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Holly

• 
  Knock Knock
  Who's there !
  Holly !
  Holly who ?
  Hollylujah !

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L.A.

• Knock Knock
  Who's there !
  L.A. !
  L.A. who ?
  L.A. down for a snooze besides the still waters !

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Kyoto

• Knock Knock
  Who's there ?
  Kyoto !
  Kyoto who ?
  Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 !

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Mayonnaise

• Knock Knock
  Who's there ?
  Mayonnaise !
  Mayonnaise who ?
  Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord !

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==And my favorite:-
Eustace

• Knock Knock
  Who's there !
  Eustace !
  Eustace who ?
  Come Eustace you are !

 

[sheshisown]

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!

It's knock knock evangelism... I LOVE IT! :heart

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel get you nowhere, better tell the truth!

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specially for the little birdie

:waving

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Value.
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine?

moi