What did the Dalai lama say......

[Soma-Sight]

A joke I found the other day, thought you might enjoy it:

Q: "What did the Dalai Lama say to the New York hot dog vendor?"

A: "Make me one with everything."

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[Nostalgic Dawn]

:-D :-D :-D

 

[SyntaxVorlon]

Three monks decided to practise meditation together. they sat by the side of a lake and closed their eyes in concentration. Then suddenly, the first one stood up and said, "I forgot my mat." He steeped miraculously onto the water in front of him and walked across the lake to their hut on the other side.

When he returned, the second monk stood up and said, "I forgot to put my the other underwear to dry." He too walked calmly across the water and returned the same way. The third monk watched the first two carefully in what he decided must be the test of his own abilities. "Is your learning so superior to mine? I too can match any feat you two can perform," he declared loudly and rushed to the water's edge to walk across it. He promptly fell into the deep water.

Undeterred, the yogi climbed out of the water and tried again, only to sink into the water. Yet again he climbed out and yet again he tried, each time sinking into the water. This went on for some time as the other two monks watched.

After a while, the second monk turned to the first and said, "Do you think we should tell him where the stones are?"

 

[Soma-Sight]

The Paratrooper
A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, "If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha' and you will be saved."
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, "Buddha oh Buddha," and a hand came out and saved him.

He said, "Thank God," and he was dropped.

 

[Soma-Sight]

Driving in India

A monk was driving in India when suddenly a dog crosses the road. The car hit and killed the dog. The monk looked around and seeing a temple, went to knock on the door. A monk opened the door. The first monk said: "I'm terribly sorry, but my karma ran over your dogma."

 

[Lonelyguide]

A joke I found the other day, thought you might enjoy it:

Q: "What did the Dalai Lama say to the New York hot dog vendor?"

A: "Make me one with everything."

:

And when the Dalai Lama requested the change for his $10 bill, the hot dog vendor replied:

"All change comes from within"

 

[Soma-Sight]

And when the Dalai Lama requested the change for his $10 bill, the hot dog vendor replied:

"All change comes from within"

lol

 

[Lyric's Dad]

What did the Dalai lama say......

All I know is that one day he will hit his knees and say that Jesus is Lord. I hope it is within this life though.

 

[SyntaxVorlon]

What did the Dalai lama say......

All I know is that one day he will hit his knees and say that Jesus is Lord. I hope it is within this life though.

:roll:

 

[jess321]

A joke I found the other day, thought you might enjoy it:

Q: "What did the Dalai Lama say to the New York hot dog vendor?"

A: "Make me one with everything."

im not sure i get this one