What d'ya mean, 'Flash Gordon approaching?'

[MrVersatile48]

Or did ya say 'a-poaching'?? :icecream:

Ming the Merciless? :o

Live on radio/TV anywhere? :

http://www.christianforums.net/viewtopi ... 324#291324 :wink:


Yahoo news just now didn't say he was due to start @ 11.35am - 32 mins ago.. :robot:

Has he chickened out? :roll:

Maybe http://www.bbc.co.uk/news can enlighten us :

Esp if they link his bio film as a great athelete.. :angel:

who metamorphoses into 'a statesman who just grates on anyone' :-?

Who could say that @ da noble Sir Menzies Campbell? :x

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread. ... 0921122336

I'm sure no-one did a thread @ the Libdem Party Conference while it was a 'current event', so now it seems everyone dozed off B4 he could even close da shindig wif a rousing speech, it would contravene Trades Description Act to call it current now, innit? :bday:

History buffs can, I'm sure, study with utmost fascination da highlights of this past week of da biggest non-event dis summer :morning:

I'm sure http://www.metro.co.uk said he was summarising both Labour & Tories as parties of spin & presenting Libdems as the only party of substance...

Or was that illegal substances spiked in da drinks of Champagne Charlie, who drew the biggest cheer of da week, so they say.. :

Did it manage to rate above a whisper on da Richter scale? :

Must go...

aka 'out to lunch' :P

I can almost hear da jokes on http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool til 2pm.. 8-)

So..

that is where ya been for da last 5 mins already??

Back in @ 80/90 mins to laff at all da jokes here.

if da laffs in da meantime don't put me in stitches.. :robot:

I gotta get well for my suddenly-convened medical, next Tues am - maybe some concerned clown has told da striking health workers that I need a nice rest in a darkened room, just as soon as da big black van wif the nice men in white coats can find me.. :o

Gotta keep duckin' & divin', weavin' & bobbin' in L'pool, y'know! ;-)

(Last joke there for pals who know I pass da famous Salisbury ABC & L'pool Hope Uni Community Dept daily) 8-)

Who said 'Some Hope!'?

Been watchin' re-runs of Hope/Crosby/Lamour Road to..... movies???

I'll start book review threads on Dickens, Hardy & Steinbeck later, to encourage anyone who can to see their fascinating old B/W films of Victorian child chimney sweeps etc...

Actually, I'm too late to go to da Whitechapel Centre today - I'm not hungry quite yet anyway - but my big ol' Sunny Southport karaoke mate - Big Harry - will make his debut.. :

& he's even funnier than me - honest - would I fib to yer? 8-)

If you all post pleas... :roll:

beg & grovel... :o

he may evan be persuaded to come on here... :

instead of just readin' & laughin' @ all my stuff like da rest of my mates

Back to link book reviews..

Ian :-D

 

[MrVersatile48]

Ze mystery... :o

it is-s-s solv-ed... :P ...

as Inspector Clouseau's Gadget told him... :wink:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060921/ap_ ... ce_shuttle

So that's how Ming escaped from da Funny Farm... :angel:

& went back t da home planet... :roll:

Altogether now...

123...

ET phone home!

ET phone home!

ET phone home!

No wonder he handed party time back to Champagne Charlie, eh? :robot:

OOPS... :x

as to da mysteries of cookin' da books.... :

Here's where all you keen readers come in...

http://www.christianforums.net/viewtopi ... highlight= :

http://www.christianforums.net/viewtopi ... highlight= :o

http://www.christianforums.net/viewtopi ... highlight= :robot:

Altogether now...

123...

Gong Control to Major Tom..

Gong Control to Major Tom..

Give da acceptance speech... :roll:

B4 everyone's too far gone.... :



Here am I sitting in a tin can.. :

far above the world.. :o

Planet Earth is blue... :

& there's nothing I can do.... :fadein:


Can ya hear me, Major Tom??

Can ya hear me, Major Tom??

Can ya hear me, Major Tom??

Can ya hear me, Major Tom??

:wink: