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What would you do if you saw a moose on a kaboose?

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What would you do if you saw a moose on a kaboose reading Dr. Suess?
 
Dave Slayer said:
What would you do if you saw a moose on a kaboose reading Dr. Suess?
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The same thing that I would do if I saw a goose praying to Zeus while drinking juice. I'd sentence him to a not-so-loose noose.....unless the moose and/or the goose call a truce.
 
JMM said:
Dave Slayer said:
What would you do if you saw a moose on a kaboose reading Dr. Suess?
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The same thing that I would do if I saw a goose praying to Zeus while drinking juice. I'd sentence him to a not-so-loose noose.....unless the moose and/or the goose call a truce.
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Glad I could entertain Misfit and Blazin Bones;
There’s no time for slow rhymes; this is a racin’ zone!
I like myself so much, if we were makin’ clones,
I’d clone myself, and maybe name him Jason Jones.
His gift would be facin’ and placin’ mason stones,
And for our gifts, it’s the Lord we’d be praisin’, holmes!
Now if you’ll excuse me, guess what I’m takin’ home…..
A recipe from Paula Deen for Raisin Scones! :amen
 
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