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what's your favorite Christian jokes?

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In the spirit of not taking yourself too seriously, I thought a chat about our favorite jokes about ourselves could be fun.

here's a couple I heard recently.

How many Bretheren does it take to change a light bulb?

Change..whats that?

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? 10.

9 to hold back the powers of darkness and 1 to change the light bulb.
 
Re: whats yourfavorite Christian jokes?

:rolling

This could be a good topic! :D

I moved it to Humour & Jokes btw.
 
get it right with the pentacostals, 10 to rebuke the devil, and one to finally change the bulb cause he wanted to read his bible. :D
 
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that; with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded her!
 
A headstone on a grave reads:

HERE LIES AN ATHEIST
HIS NAME IS JOE
ALL DRESSED UP BUT NOWHERE TO GO
 
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