It's Sunday morning here.
I'm in a coffee shop. I'm trying to decide whether to go to Catholic Mass or not.
Did you know that if you miss Mass twice in a row, you go to Hell? That's what I heard anyway.
Lake of Fire is warm in Winter I heard. Like central heating. Which makes me worried about Heaven. Those of you packed for Heaven, make sure you take an extra sweater. I heard it gets cold up there.
So look I need to stay in touch with the Lord. And one way of doing that is attending weekly Mass. We need nourishment for the soul too. Taking Communion I mean. What? You don't believe in the power of Communion? Ye of little faith!!
I'm in a coffee shop. I'm trying to decide whether to go to Catholic Mass or not.
Did you know that if you miss Mass twice in a row, you go to Hell? That's what I heard anyway.
Lake of Fire is warm in Winter I heard. Like central heating. Which makes me worried about Heaven. Those of you packed for Heaven, make sure you take an extra sweater. I heard it gets cold up there.
So look I need to stay in touch with the Lord. And one way of doing that is attending weekly Mass. We need nourishment for the soul too. Taking Communion I mean. What? You don't believe in the power of Communion? Ye of little faith!!