Re: Why do girls scream bloody murder when you talk about farts?
This is more what we are looking for Dave. I know you are a Christian, but not everyone wants to play with foolishness.
Eph 5:1 Therefore be followers of God, as dear children.
Eph 5:2 And walk in love, as Christ also has loved us, and has given Himself for us as an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweet smelling savor.
Eph 5:3 For let fornication and all uncleanness or covetousness not be once named among you, as becomes saints,
Eph 5:4 neither baseness, foolish talking, jesting, which are not becoming, but rather giving of thanks.
Don't take this too hard. It's just there are better things to talk about, no. :yes