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Why do girls scream bloody murder when you talk...

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Dave Slayer

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Why do girls scream bloody murder when you talk about flatulence? This is a serious thread. It seems that many girls will talk about things much worse than flatulence but if you do talk about flatulence, they scream bloody murder. Why is that?
 
Re: Why do girls scream bloody murder when you talk about farts?

While flatulance is an inflection that is a part of human existance from time to time, it is not always a polite topic to talk about, unless there is a medical perspective one should be thinking of.
Not sure about others but me and my mates rarely talk about such things, not because it is sinful or anything like that, but because it seems unnecessary: there are many other things to talk about.

I noticed that the Mythbusters episode of "do pretty girls fart" was canned due to the reasoning you mentioned., but maybe if they had an episode called "do handsome dudes fart" that might also be canned.

Well that is the end of the topic for me: I hope the wind has not gone out of your sails.
 
Re: Why do girls scream bloody murder when you talk about farts?

Different strokes for different folks! :yes
 
Re: Why do girls scream bloody murder when you talk about farts?

This is more what we are looking for Dave. I know you are a Christian, but not everyone wants to play with foolishness.
Eph 5:1 Therefore be followers of God, as dear children.
Eph 5:2 And walk in love, as Christ also has loved us, and has given Himself for us as an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweet smelling savor.
Eph 5:3 For let fornication and all uncleanness or covetousness not be once named among you, as becomes saints,
Eph 5:4 neither baseness, foolish talking, jesting, which are not becoming, but rather giving of thanks.
Don't take this too hard. It's just there are better things to talk about, no. :yes
 
Re: Why do girls scream bloody murder when you talk about farts?

justvisiting said:
Don't take this too hard. It's just there are better things to talk about, no. :yes

There are always better things to talk about. But since it is still my birthday, I wanted to have a little fun. :yes

:D
 
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