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Rollo Tamasi

Rollo Tamasi

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Yeah, that's right, women!
God certainly has a sense of humor, doesn't he?
There's certainly no reason to be bored in life with women around.

What do you do with these women?
They always drive you nuts!
They ask you a question, knowing the answer they want you to give them.
And if you say something different, then watch out!
They start yelling at you or crying or something.
"Oh, your so insensitive".
What did I do, I answered your question?!

And watch out when they drive.
"I'm doing good, I'm doing right, leave me alone".
In the meantime, your sitting there in the passenger seat swallowing a bottle of nerve pills.

And the bathroom.
A man goes in the bathroom and he's out in 30 seconds.
A women?
She's in there for at least 30 minutes!
What's she doing in there?!
I know what she's doing.
She's plotting and planning how she's gonna drive you nuts next.

Yeah, women!

And makeup.
What's with the makeup?
Women like to go heavy on the red lipstick.
What is that all about?
Some women look like they take a paint brush, dunk it in a can of heavy red paint and smear it across their lips!

Ugh!!!

After a 45 minute session in the bathroom putting on makeup, they come out looking like they are ready for an Indian war party.
Are they say, "do you like it?".
And you know what your answer better be.

Yeah, women!
You can't live with them and you can't live without them.

Why is that?
Is that all part of God's sense of humor?

Women!
What are we to do with them?

Any ideas?
 
Hey Rollo -

You seem to be indicating that it doesn't get any better with age?
 
Jesse said:
Hey Rollo -

You seem to be indicating that it doesn't get any better with age?
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Lol, no it doesn't.
I'm surprised no women have responded to this thread yet.
Probably busy in the bathroom...
 
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Rollo you do not have a man bag?Very chic.
Man goes to the bathroom(with magazine) and is in there 2 hours.Woman goes to the bathroom and is out in 1 minute.
I don't wear makeup.So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Having babies?Our Lord definitely knew who to give that job to?If men gave birth we would probably have a population of 4.Even experienced a man with a simple head cold?Very scary.
 
Kathi said:
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Rollo you do not have a man bag?Very chic.
Man goes to the bathroom(with magazine) and is in there 2 hours.Woman goes to the bathroom and is out in 1 minute.
I don't wear makeup.So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Having babies?Our Lord definitely knew who to give that job to?If men gave birth we would probably have a population of 4.Even experienced a man with a simple head cold?Very scary.
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Kathi, I like you.
You've got guts!
 
Rollo Tamasi said:
Yeah, that's right, women!
God certainly has a sense of humor, doesn't he?
There's certainly no reason to be bored in life with women around.

What do you do with these women?
They always drive you nuts!
They ask you a question, knowing the answer they want you to give them.
And if you say something different, then watch out!
They start yelling at you or crying or something.
"Oh, your so insensitive".
What did I do, I answered your question?!

And watch out when they drive.
"I'm doing good, I'm doing right, leave me alone".
In the meantime, your sitting there in the passenger seat swallowing a bottle of nerve pills.

And the bathroom.
A man goes in the bathroom and he's out in 30 seconds.
A women?
She's in there for at least 30 minutes!
What's she doing in there?!
I know what she's doing.
She's plotting and planning how she's gonna drive you nuts next.

Yeah, women!

And makeup.
What's with the makeup?
Women like to go heavy on the red lipstick.
What is that all about?
Some women look like they take a paint brush, dunk it in a can of heavy red paint and smear it across their lips!

Ugh!!!

After a 45 minute session in the bathroom putting on makeup, they come out looking like they are ready for an Indian war party.
Are they say, "do you like it?".
And you know what your answer better be.

Yeah, women!
You can't live with them and you can't live without them.

Why is that?
Is that all part of God's sense of humor?

Women!
What are we to do with them?

Any ideas?
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They are God's illustration of how his church is. They help us understand what Jesus has to put up with from his bride so we can be careful to repent and not be like that.
 
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Kathi said:
Having babies?Our Lord definitely knew who to give that job to?If men gave birth we would probably have a population of 4.Even experienced a man with a simple head cold?Very scary.
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If God gave women the task of seeking out the opposite sex in the hope of populating the earth the history of mankind would have ended at Genesis 3:24 NASB.
 
In your yearbook if they had said "The Most likely to ________? What would they have said about you?
 
I tend to be pretty basic with my hygiene. If I could get away with it I would probably be a slob.

I guess I do do the question thing with my brother. I ask him a question, he answers, and it's like "well, you could be nicer about answering".
 
questdriven said:
I tend to be pretty basic with my hygiene. If I could get away with it I would probably be a slob.

I guess I do do the question thing with my brother. I ask him a question, he answers, and it's like "well, you could be nicer about answering".
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Some helpful advice for you....

Do NOT get married.
 
Kathi said:
No that is Rollo and may I say "It is quite lovely.....you silly"
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First off men are not 'lovely'. And second, I got fired from Burger Chef in 1980 for being scantily bearded and unwilling to shave.
 
Kathi said:
In your yearbook if they had said "The Most likely to ________? What would they have said about you?
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"Most likely to be Mr. Olympia in two years"

or was it, "most likely to steal a car and go to jail". I forget now which it was.
 
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