Women!

[Rollo Tamasi]

Any of you new girls got anything to say here?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Once I had I girlfriend who cheated on me, and she confessed, and I did not care, then she got mad at me because I did not care.

I mean, how does that work, shes unfaithful, then gets mad at me for not being mad at her unfaithfulness. What a psych nut. As soon as she told me, the relationship was over, im not going to sit there are cry over a worthless cheater.

Well, well, well, what started as a light hearted joking matter has turned into "bringing back a bad memory".
I'm truly sorry.
Maybe you should take this into the Christian talk and advice forum.
I'm sure there will be qualified people to talk to you there.

 

[Corn Pop]

Well, well, well, what started as a light hearted joking matter has turned into "bringing back a bad memory".
I'm truly sorry.
Maybe you should take this into the Christian talk and advice forum.
I'm sure there will be qualified people to talk to you there.

lol, yea, my post does seem to be the odd one out. Wrong thread. I just seen the title woman so thought I would share the most positive story I have. I now deleted it so people know rollo is not talking to himself if they wondering.

 

[dianegcook]

Yeah, that's right, women!
God certainly has a sense of humor, doesn't he?
There's certainly no reason to be bored in life with women around.

What do you do with these women?
They always drive you nuts!
They ask you a question, knowing the answer they want you to give them.
And if you say something different, then watch out!
They start yelling at you or crying or something.
"Oh, your so insensitive".
What did I do, I answered your question?!

And watch out when they drive.
"I'm doing good, I'm doing right, leave me alone".
In the meantime, your sitting there in the passenger seat swallowing a bottle of nerve pills.

And the bathroom.
A man goes in the bathroom and he's out in 30 seconds.
A women?
She's in there for at least 30 minutes!
What's she doing in there?!
I know what she's doing.
She's plotting and planning how she's gonna drive you nuts next.

Yeah, women!

And makeup.
What's with the makeup?
Women like to go heavy on the red lipstick.
What is that all about?
Some women look like they take a paint brush, dunk it in a can of heavy red paint and smear it across their lips!

Ugh!!!

After a 45 minute session in the bathroom putting on makeup, they come out looking like they are ready for an Indian war party.
Are they say, "do you like it?".
And you know what your answer better be.

Yeah, women!
You can't live with them and you can't live without them.

Why is that?
Is that all part of God's sense of humor?

Women!
What are we to do with them?

Any ideas?

Love them as yourself.

 

[Angel]

I like being a woman.

 

[dianegcook]

Any of you new girls got anything to say here?

2,
Enough said....

 

[dianegcook]

I like being a woman.

Me too,
As they say,
The man is the head, but the woman is the neck, and it can turn the head, anywhere she wants, lol.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Me too,
As they say,
The man is the head, but the woman is the neck, and it can turn the head, anywhere she wants, lol.

What are you doing in my man cave?

 

[dianegcook]

What are you doing in my man cave?

Nice, is that really yours?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Nice, is that really yours?

No, I really can't stand football or any other sport.
I just do things like that for entertainment.
Want to join my fantasy baseball league?

 

[Edward]

What's wit all de' threads about marriage & women? Are we studyin' girls now?


What a wonderful world it is, that has girls in it.
(Heinlein/lazarus long)

God sure knew what He was doing when He made a helpmeet for man! I like 'em.

But understanding them?...well...women understand women, and they hate each other.

If a woman nags in the woods, and there's no man there to hear...is she still right?

 

[dianegcook]

What's wit all de' threads about marriage & women? Are we studyin' girls now?


What a wonderful world it is, that has girls in it.
(Heinlein/lazarus long)

God sure knew what He was doing when He made a helpmeet for man! I like 'em.

But understanding them?...well...women understand women, and they hate each other.

If a woman nags in the woods, and there's no man there to hear...is she still right?

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That was a good one, lol

 

[dianegcook]

No, I really can't stand football or any other sport.
I just do things like that for entertainment.
Want to join my fantasy baseball league?

I bet you are saying that because you are starting to doubt the Patriots, lol
Is that the one about who is on first?

 

[Angel]

But understanding them?...well...women understand women, and they hate each other.

Not true Sir! I have one good girlfriend and we sometimes get toes get stepped on but we are like sisters.

 

[Edward]

Not true Sir! I have one good girlfriend and we sometimes get toes get stepped on but we are like sisters.

Well of course our resident Angel is an exception to the rule! :yes

I was just kiddin' around.

 

[Angel]

Ouch! That hurts!

 

[evenifigoalone]

I actually don't give a darn about my gender. lol
Like, I'm not masculine obviously, but I actually don't think of myself as feminine either. It's a subjective thing anyway, I guess. People will always attribute certain attitudes or behaviors or character traits as masculine or feminine.

 

[Lewis]

What are you doing in my man cave?

Rollo you have the Patriots on the wall, you will have to be lined up against that same wall and shot

 

[Roro1972]

When I was doing phone work I would tell the women a woman's work is from sun to sun and a phone man's work is never done. they always thought I had it wrong for some reason.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I bet you are saying that because you are starting to doubt the Patriots, lol
Is that the one about who is on first?

No, to be honest with you, I don't doubt them at all.
Yes, there's always the chance I will be disappointed, but I don't doubt.