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Words to ponder

Okay, how 'bout this oldie but goodie...

Man who fart in church
Sit in own pew

If that doesn't get the creative juices flowing I don't know what will.
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Okay, how 'bout this oldie but goodie...

Man who fart in church
Sit in own pew

If that doesn't get the creative juices flowing I don't know what will.
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I will not post gross statement about the functions of the human body.
 
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Kathi said:
I will not post gross statement about the functions of the human body.
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Makes you think, doesn't it? Does he mean he will sit in his own pew, or does he mean he will sit in his own pew. Let's just be silent and meditate on the profound wisdom of this proverb (before the mods remove it).
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Makes you think, doesn't it? Does he mean he will sit in his own pew, or does he mean he will sit in his own pew. Let's just be silent and meditate on the profound wisdom of this proverb (before the mods remove it).
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Ohhhhh.....reba....here reba....
 
And this one...

War Is Hell

(So many people have quoted me on this one that I've quit taking credit for it.)
 
You Can Tune a Piano
But You Can't Tuna Fish

You gotta admit, I am on a roll here!
 
Kathi said:
I am totally impressed
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Which reminds me...

Once you make an impression in the beach of life
Only the shifting tides of time can wash it away

(We haven't had an orange one yet. Thought I'd do that on this one.)
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Which reminds me...

Once you make an impression in the beach of life
Only the shifting tides of time can wash it away

(We haven't had an orange one yet. Thought I'd do that on this one.)
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Ohhhh...that is deep.
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Jethro Bodine said:
Which reminds me...

Once you make an impression in the beach of life
Only the shifting tides of time can wash it away

(We haven't had an orange one yet. Thought I'd do that on this one.)
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Some just leave bigger impressions than others.
 
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