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Words to ponder

Okay, how 'bout this oldie but goodie...

Man who fart in church
Sit in own pew

If that doesn't get the creative juices flowing I don't know what will.
 
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Kathi said:
I will not post gross statement about the functions of the human body.
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Makes you think, doesn't it? Does he mean he will sit in his own pew, or does he mean he will sit in his own pew. Let's just be silent and meditate on the profound wisdom of this proverb (before the mods remove it).
 
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