Worlds laziest invention

[Corn Pop]

Because its the age of laziness, and it is 2015, I been thinking how I can make life more comfortable.

I was thinking a motorised chair with wifi glasses. What I do is sit on the luxury massage chair and wear a pair of glasses, the glasses connect to the chair through wifi and follow my eyes.

So all I do is look left and the chair moves left, I look right, the chair moves right.

What do you think.

Im unsure if threre is anything more lazier.

 

[JetBlast]

Pre-orders?

 

[AirDancer]

Because its the age of laziness, and it is 2015, I been thinking how I can make life more comfortable.

I was thinking a motorised chair with wifi glasses. What I do is sit on the luxury massage chair and wear a pair of glasses, the glasses connect to the chair through wifi and follow my eyes.

So all I do is look left and the chair moves left, I look right, the chair moves right.

What do you think.

Im unsure if threre is anything more lazier.

That isn't a 'lazy' invention, my friend.

That would be an amazing invention that would benefit so many people.

Please, develop your idea & bring it to market as soon as you can!

 

[Corn Pop]

I have competition for the worlds laziest. I just seen amazon is testing drones for home delivery service. Now thats lazy. A drone delivers items to your lap after you have ordered online with the click of a button. Now that has to be up there for a worlds laziest idea award.

Maybe also whoever it was that thought of selling bottled water. I mean, what a genius lazy idea. They just thought, I know ill just fill some water bottles and sell it. Now thats lazy.

 

[Mike]

kiwidan I wouldn't call the Amazon drone lazy. Three words I can think of are fascinating, revolutionary, and concerning. As cool as the notion of delivery by drone is, I can't imagine what it will be like to look up in the sky in 10 years with personal and corporate drones filling the sky. 2

 

[JetBlast]

Look at the bright side, you may receive two packages instead of one if you opt for drone delivery. Chances are you'll get your package and a crashed drone. Drop your radio receiver instead of Amazon's and you'll have something to do over the weekend in the backyard.

Anyways, I'm trapping myself one of those. Should be piece of cake.

 

[th1b.taylor]

Because its the age of laziness, and it is 2015, I been thinking how I can make life more comfortable.

I was thinking a motorised chair with wifi glasses. What I do is sit on the luxury massage chair and wear a pair of glasses, the glasses connect to the chair through wifi and follow my eyes.

So all I do is look left and the chair moves left, I look right, the chair moves right.

What do you think.
Im unsure if threre is anything more lazier.

I have one that even elevates me to the cabinets, you will not like it.

 

[Corn Pop]

kiwidan I wouldn't call the Amazon drone lazy. Three words I can think of are fascinating, revolutionary, and concerning. As cool as the notion of delivery by drone is, I can't imagine what it will be like to look up in the sky in 10 years with personal and corporate drones filling the sky. 2

How can you not think its lazy?.

"No more walking heavy loads back, just the click of a button and it arrives on your lap."

 

[AirDancer]

The drones can deliver up to 5 pounds in weight at this time, according to Amazon. But who knows where it can lead in future?

 

[Corn Pop]

Anything to make life easier for the customer. The devil sure enjoys making people as lazy, unmotivated, and as unhealthy as he can.

 

[JetBlast]

Well, since this thread droned away, I'd like to say we need some battery capacity to make it work. Current lithium batteries won't make it far away.

Kiwi, devil had nothing to do with it. It's innovation. Quite complicated task by the way.

 

[Not_Now.Soon]

Laziest invention? How 'bout the bed shower? For those who want to feel refreshed without getting up. Great for those who just don't want to get up that day, or those who smell as hungover as they feel. Comes with waterproof blankets, waterproof mattress. Recommended to have a towel hanging near by.​

 

[Pizza]

Laziest invention? How 'bout the bed shower? For those who want to feel refreshed without getting up. Great for those who just don't want to get up that day, or those who smell as hungover as they feel. Comes with waterproof blankets, waterproof mattress. Recommended to have a towel hanging near by.​

Those devices are not for the lazy, they are a LOT of work to use and are a helpful alternative for those who need them.

Try not to look at the world with such a narrow view, the world is full of people who cannot simply get up and walk across the room. My sister being one of them.

 

[Pizza]

I was thinking a motorized chair with wifi glasses. What I do is sit on the luxury massage chair and wear a pair of glasses, the glasses connect to the chair through wifi and follow my eyes.

My sister may live long enough to where moving her hand/fingers to operate the joystick on her chair will not be possible.
This would extend her mobility by quite a bit.

 

[Not_Now.Soon]

Those devices are not for the lazy, they are a LOT of work to use and are a helpful alternative for those who need them.

Try not to look at the world with such a narrow view, the world is full of people who cannot simply get up and walk across the room. My sister being one of them.

I'm sorry Pizza. It all comes down to how it's applied. Man I feel like I've got dung in my eye.

 

[Pizza]

Well, you weren't making fun of my sister, you (like so many people) just assume that everyone is "normal" (I hate that word, my sister is not 'abnormal'...) Fact is, I wish I did now know what I know and that I could go back to the world 35 years ago that I lived in, where no one close to me had such issues, we were all young, healthy and had unbounded hope for the future.

Then, we grew up.

 

[Corn Pop]

My sister may live long enough to where moving her hand/fingers to operate the joystick on her chair will not be possible.
This would extend her mobility by quite a bit.

There is a difference. Some people have disabilities so these things help them, while other people just want to be lazy and want anything that makes life easier. Technology makes people lazy, thats why someone opened up a business called the gym. Lol.

 

[JetBlast]

...echnology makes people lazy, thats why someone opened up a business called the gym. Lol.

heh, good point. To be honest, by the time I unload a pallet of materials at the jobsite, I'm in no shape to haul weights up and down...up and down...

 

[Corn Pop]

heh, good point. To be honest, by the time I unload a pallet of materials at the jobsite, I'm in no shape to haul weights up and down...up and down...

For the first 3 months in my job I had to flip truck tyres all day, and drill 4 holes in each one. Hundreds of them all layed out on the ground.

 

[JetBlast]

there's your gym, sir. I bet you weren't thinking about bench press at the end of the day.:yes