You Don't See This Everyday

[Lewis]

Maybe she was going to her branch office.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/ct-roselle-tree-car-dui-video-20160307-premiumvideo.html

My wife just won't listen, this was my wife and her sister last week, before I bailed her and her sister out, my is the drunk one to the right.

 

[th1b.taylor]

You know somewhere out there there's a Texan trying to figure out how to have the same hood ornament....

(You can always tell a Texan...
they won't listen, but you can tell them.)

Leave me alone! And just as I was beginning to get it figured and there you go breaking my train of................... oh yeah, thought!

 

[th1b.taylor]

you guys are sick

Every single one of us!

 

[th1b.taylor]

you guys are sick

OH, OH! That is my second wife!

 

[jasonc]

Maybe she was on the way back from the garden department at Home Depot

 

[th1b.taylor]

Maybe she was on the way back from the garden department at Home Depot

Nope, my second wife could not even grow a toe nail.

 

[Lewis]

This is my wife yesterday drunk in my car, she didn't get a scratch

 

[Mike S]

 

[Mike S]

My wife just won't listen, this was my wife and her sister last week, before I bailed her and her sister out, my is the drunk one to the right.

I thought one was your wife and the other your girlfriend.

 

[Lewis]

No this is my ex girlfriend she use to beat me up.
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[Mike S]

No this is my ex girlfriend she use to beat me up.
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Oh, it hurt so good, didn't it?

 

[Lewis]

Oh, it hurt so good, didn't it?