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Ok here goes, this is another I thought of that will work for radio...
This poor soul is standing outside a bar, just so happens a few pastors are walking by and the man looks at them and says “ I’m Jesus Christ” the two men look at each other and smirk, they tell the man that there is no way possible he could be Jesus Christ, Jesus was crucified, died, rose from the dead and we are waiting for his return until this day, the man looking puzzled said I bet you 50 bucks I can prove it! They humored him and said ok prove it, he said follow me, they followed him into the bar! With a loud shout from behind the bar the bartender yells at the top of his lungs, how many times do I have to tell you? Jesus Christ get out of this bar!!!
The pastors were dumbfounded.
That’s the best my memory allows at this time Rob, lol
I found it funny. I’m legalistic others may be. For me and you we find it funny.I sure hope that it's alright for me to think that this is funny because technically speaking it's using the Lord's name in vain.
I found it funny. I’m legalistic others may be. For me and you we find it funny.
Well if the moderators feel it is offensive to the forum I will retract it, I would Ot be upset at all.However it still doesn't mean it's right although it is funny and it's something that I never do. I even stopped using the phrase "Oh my God" at the end of last year and now OMG stands for either "Oh my gosh" or "Oh my goodness" to me.
Well if the moderators feel it is offensive to the forum I will retract it, I would Ot be upset at all.
Oh I didn’t think you were upset, but your heart is correct sis.Yeah I know, I wasn't upset with you for posting it I was just making a point of saying that just because something is funny (also like hearing children cuss) doesn't mean that it's right.
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One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.A New Beginning - Creation Jokes
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The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this?
Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
Pastors' Wives - Pastors Jokes
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Two Pastors wives were visiting and sewing their husbands pants. One wife said: My husband is just beside himself, he does not know what to do anymore and he is so tired and depressed he said he is ready to just give up and resign.
The other wife said: I am sorry to hear that because my husband has never been happier. Our membership is growing and we are out of our financial burden, we have such a large and loving congregation. Life could not be any better than it is right now.
One woman was mending the seat of her husbands pants, the other was mending the knees.
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What Denomination?" Asked the clerk.
"Oh, my goodness! Have we come to this?" said the woman.
"Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!"
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NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Clean Christian Jokes
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One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.A New Beginning - Creation Jokes
jokes.christiansunite.com
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this?
Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"