One Liners - Jokes.

[Jethro Bodine]

Oh, wondering. Here's a clip of the last OSAS debate me and Rollo Chumpasi had:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/georgian-politicians-duke-live-tv-140641386.html
I got the better of him and he went off on me .

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Children's song at Atheist Summer Camp:

♫"Who built the ark?
No one, no one"♫

Come on!
Is everyone afraid to 'like' this?

Or is it that no one gets it?

 

[Wrg1405]

Me neither.
I was a Benny Hill fan.
Can't watch that stuff, though, now that I'm a Christian.
Only the occasional 'safe' clip.

Regular viewing in our house that was. He was born a stones throw away from where I work

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Regular viewing in our house that was. He was born a stones throw away from where I work

View attachment 10025

 

[GodsGrace]

'Cause it takes three clicks to turn it on. That's how.

Oh, by the way, have you met my sister, Holly Roller?
Christmas is her favorite time of year.

Gotcha!
It also takes 3 clicks to turn if OFF!!
LOL

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Come on!
Is everyone afraid to 'like' this?

Or is it that no one gets it?

Let's face it Jethro, it's ugly.

 

[GodsGrace]

Did I hear someone calling me again?

Yes Rollo.
See.
Girls just can't live without you!!
Like flies to the flame...

 

[GodsGrace]

Oh, wondering. Here's a clip of the last OSAS debate me and Rollo Chumpasi had:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/georgian-politicians-duke-live-tv-140641386.html
I got the better of him and he went off on me .

LOL
I sure hope the two of you are never together in a small space for more than 5 minutes.
I'd hate to see the aftermath...

What Jethro likes to fight about:





What Rollo likes to fight about:

 

[Wrg1405]

Yes Rollo.
See.
Girls just can't live without you!!
Like flies to the flame...

We have a similar phrase with flies but I can't post it.

 

[GodsGrace]

We have a similar phrase with flies but I can't post it.

You know Wrg,
They say the imagination is worse than the reality.
I think you better go ahead and post it.
You know, masquerade it somehow...
My imagination is running away with me...

 

[Wrg1405]

You know Wrg,
They say the imagination is worse than the reality.
I think you better go ahead and post it.
You know, masquerade it somehow...
My imagination is running away with me...

I might get told off

 

[Edward]

You know Wrg,
They say the imagination is worse than the reality.
I think you better go ahead and post it.
You know, masquerade it somehow...
My imagination is running away with me...

I heard a very good video sermon last night about our imagination. Scripture basically says that it's one of our spiritual senses.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

What Jethro likes to fight about:





What Rollo likes to fight about:

Yes.
Telling, isn't it?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I heard a very good video sermon last night about our imagination.

Oh, another OSAS sermon?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Yes Rollo.
See.
Girls just can't live without you!!
Like flies to the flame...

Don't be fooled.
They're trying to get Ralph's phone number and address out of him.

 

[Edward]

Oh, another OSAS sermon?

No, not at all. In fact he gave warning about a lot of people will be knocking on the door, Lord let me in...and they won't get in, because they've not been searching for Him spiritually (basically)...

I prolly should open another thread and post it instead of derailing the joke thread lol

 

[GodsGrace]

Don't be fooled.
They're trying to get Ralph's phone number and address out of him.

They ain't gettin' it.
That number is so well hidden, I doubt Rollo even remembers where he put it.
Problem is, he enjoys the trying..

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

No, not at all. In fact he gave warning about a lot of people will be knocking on the door, Lord let me in...and they won't get in, because they've not been searching for Him spiritually (basically)...

I prolly should open another thread and post it instead of derailing the joke thread lol

Lots of sin keeps knocking.
It sounds good, but it's still sin.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

They ain't gettin' it.
That number is so well hidden, I doubt Rollo even remembers where he put it.
Problem is, he enjoys the trying..

I'm tired of girls mauling me.
But what can I do?
Such is life.

 

[Edward]

When I was a handsome stupid teenager, me and my brother was lookin for something stupid to do one night, and somehow, instead of trying to go pick up chicks, we decided to have a contest to see who could get rejected the most in one night...(utterly stupid) but we did.

A veeeeerrrry curious thing happened to me. I'd walk up to a pretty girl and give her my worst lines, they'd laugh and say no...then I'd "ok" and turn quickly away and start walking...and several times that night, they'd yell hey wait and chase me down to give me their phone number!

That was (stupid) incredible. Maybe walking away so quickly triggered something in them? I'm still not sure, but thought it was the coolest thing ever! Bein handsome prolly helped, lol.

Did I mention that I was a very stupid teenager?