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Edward said:
When I was a handsome stupid teenager, me and my brother was lookin for something stupid to do one night, and somehow, instead of trying to go pick up chicks, we decided to have a contest to see who could get rejected the most in one night...(utterly stupid) but we did.

A veeeeerrrry curious thing happened to me. I'd walk up to a pretty girl and give her my worst lines, they'd laugh and say no...then I'd "ok" and turn quickly away and start walking...and several times that night, they'd yell hey wait and chase me down to give me their phone number!

That was (stupid) incredible. Maybe walking away so quickly triggered something in them? I'm still not sure, but thought it was the coolest thing ever! Bein handsome prolly helped, lol.

Did I mention that I was a very stupid teenager? :lol
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Me and my mate went out one night as very stupid teenagers with a view to pulling the ugliest girl.
I managed to win. As me and my new ugly acquaintance were talking her friends came over and said to her "well done you win but it's time to go" I asked "well won?

Yes she said I've won, we have a bet on who could pull the ugliest bloke.

Needless to say I've never played that game again.
 
Edward said:
When I was a handsome stupid teenager, me and my brother was lookin for something stupid to do one night, and somehow, instead of trying to go pick up chicks, we decided to have a contest to see who could get rejected the most in one night...(utterly stupid) but we did.

A veeeeerrrry curious thing happened to me. I'd walk up to a pretty girl and give her my worst lines, they'd laugh and say no...then I'd "ok" and turn quickly away and start walking...and several times that night, they'd yell hey wait and chase me down to give me their phone number!

That was (stupid) incredible. Maybe walking away so quickly triggered something in them? I'm still not sure, but thought it was the coolest thing ever! Bein handsome prolly helped, lol.

Did I mention that I was a very stupid teenager? :lol
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You always want what you can't get.

I'm still laughing. What a good thread.

I used to use the same routine when buying serious jewelry on 47th Street in NYC.
Get a good price. Then go lower. Then the guy tells you he can't go that low. I'd say, Too bad, I'll get it down the block, turn, and walk out. If the price I offered was reasonable, he'd be running after me.

I guess it works for girls too!
(We're so dumb)

Wondering
 
Edward said:
When I was a handsome stupid teenager, me and my brother was lookin for something stupid to do one night, and somehow, instead of trying to go pick up chicks, we decided to have a contest to see who could get rejected the most in one night...(utterly stupid) but we did.

A veeeeerrrry curious thing happened to me. I'd walk up to a pretty girl and give her my worst lines, they'd laugh and say no...then I'd "ok" and turn quickly away and start walking...and several times that night, they'd yell hey wait and chase me down to give me their phone number!

That was (stupid) incredible. Maybe walking away so quickly triggered something in them? I'm still not sure, but thought it was the coolest thing ever! Bein handsome prolly helped, lol.

Did I mention that I was a very stupid teenager? :lol
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P.S.
It doesn't sound to me like you were so stupid!!
(does this work on adults too??)
 
Interesting thread.
I never did anything stupid.
I can understand what you are all saying but I just can't feel it.
 
Edward said:
When I was a handsome stupid teenager, me and my brother was lookin for something stupid to do one night, and somehow, instead of trying to go pick up chicks, we decided to have a contest to see who could get rejected the most in one night...(utterly stupid) but we did.

A veeeeerrrry curious thing happened to me. I'd walk up to a pretty girl and give her my worst lines, they'd laugh and say no...then I'd "ok" and turn quickly away and start walking...and several times that night, they'd yell hey wait and chase me down to give me their phone number!

That was (stupid) incredible. Maybe walking away so quickly triggered something in them? I'm still not sure, but thought it was the coolest thing ever! Bein handsome prolly helped, lol.

Did I mention that I was a very stupid teenager? :lol
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Lol
Maybe they knew what you were doing, and liked your sense of humor..
And of course your good looks:wink
 
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