One Liners - Jokes.

[GodsGrace]

Hey girls, I'm feeling kind of lonely......

Who Sting?
I have time for him.

 

[GodsGrace]

Get a dog.

Thanks Wrg.
Maybe, one day, Rollo will actually understand what you just said!
(a long time from now)

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Let's see, bottle number 1,981.
Who's message is this?
Come on girls, be honest.

 

[GodsGrace]

Let's see, bottle number 1,981.
Who's message is this?
Come on girls, be honest.

I don't send messages in a bottle.
I don't need to.

 

[Wrg1405]

Thanks Wrg.
Maybe, one day, Rollo will actually understand what you just said!
(a long time from now)

How long has he got

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I don't send messages in a bottle.
I don't need to.

Sorry lady, but you'll never match me.
You just ain't got it!

 

[GodsGrace]

How long has he got

His time is running out.
Actually, he may never make it without serious assistance.
Maybe you could give him some pointers? Calm him down a bit?

 

[GodsGrace]

Sorry lady, but you'll never match me.
You just ain't got it!

Cute Rollo.

Quality, Not quantity.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

His time is running out.
Actually, he may never make it without serious assistance.
Maybe you could give him some pointers? Calm him down a bit?

Oh, looking for help?
Why does that not surprise me.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Cute Rollo.

Quality, Not quantity.

I always was one for quality baby.

 

[GodsGrace]

I always was one for quality baby.

OK. What do I know?

However, you know what they say in fine restaurants?
Over 100 diners and you lose on the quality of the food.

It's just one of those laws of the universe.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

OK. What do I know?

However, you know what they say in fine restaurants?
Over 100 diners and you lose on the quality of the food.

It's just one of those laws of the universe.

Hey baby, who follows laws anyway...

 

[Wrg1405]

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Have you heard of Fawlty Towers? It has John Cleese in it, he was part of Monty Python. Very funny for us Brits.
British humour at its best.

You have to watch the episode when an American guy stays at his hotel. Google Fawlty Towers and Waldorf Salad.

 

[Edward]

P.S.
It doesn't sound to me like you were so stupid!!
(does this work on adults too??)

Well it would seem stupid to me now but it was a lot of fun then lol.


Yeah it works on adults too most times. Human nature. We're so funny!

 

[Wrg1405]

OK. What do I know?

However, you know what they say in fine restaurants?
Over 100 diners and you lose on the quality of the food.

It's just one of those laws of the universe.

I think McDonalds would disagree. Just like their food does on ones stomach.

 

[GodsGrace]

Well it would seem stupid to me now but it was a lot of fun then lol.


Yeah it works on adults too most times. Human nature. We're so funny!

Hey. Thanks for the tip.

(I'm really married but I like to make believe)

 

[GodsGrace]

I think McDonalds would disagree. Just like their food does on ones stomach.

McDonald's has high quality food?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

McDonald's has high quality food?

MacDonald's has it all over MacAntonio's pizza parlor.

 

[GodsGrace]

MacDonald's has it all over MacAntonio's pizza parlor.

Rollo,
You just don't even know how right you are.
You won't be getting any argument from me on this one!

McDonald's here is just exactly the same as McDonald's there.
The pizza here is NOT GOOD.
Hard to believe right?
But it's true.

Finally. We agree on something!

 

[Wrg1405]

McDonald's has high quality food?

I'm saying that is what they would say. We all know it's crap