The Derailing Thread

[Michael74]

I would like to have a pet flying cloud.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I would like to have a pet flying cloud.

I had one once.
...my brother left the gate open and it floated away .

 

[Jethro Bodine]

During the dry winter months, don't wipe the butter off you accidentally got on your hands while buttering your morning biscuit. Rub it into your skin as a natural skin softener/ moisturizer.

 

[Michael74]

The bank causes inflation in butter prices. Inflation is the bank's war on people who butter biscuits, and moisturize.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I'm not a hard rocker, but if there was ever an all time great jam this is prolly it...

 

[Jethro Bodine]

The bank causes inflation in butter prices. Inflation is the bank's war on people who butter biscuits, and moisturize.

Which is exactly why the cat isn't allowed to eat out of the butter dish anymore.......except on holidays.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Thankfully, the house is still vacant next to me so I don't have to close the drapes to do my air drumming.

 

[Michael74]

Which is exactly why the cat isn't allowed to eat out of the butter dish anymore.......except on holidays.

Inflation is the bank's war on cats too.

 

[Pizza]

Inflation is the bank's war on cats too.

You win the "Broken record of the Forum" award.

 

[Michael74]

Thank you very much. I humbly accept.

BTW, the bank is creating award inflation too.

 

[evenifigoalone]

Scared my cat away by screaming at my computer.
Whoops.

 

[Michael74]

The tan stray cat napping under a bush barely raised its head to glance at me when I wheeled the cart from the curb into my back yard. By now it knows that I'm comfortable with it wandering through my yard.

 

[Pizza]

"Hitler trusted us, why wont you?"​

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Scared my cat away by screaming at my computer.
Whoops.

Windows crashed on my computer when I kicked the dog.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

"Hitler trusted us, why wont you?"​

My dad bought one of these in Michigan City, IN in 1968 brand new for $1800.00.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Thank you very much. I humbly accept.

Careful, Pizza. He says he's humble, but let's not run the risk of inflating his ego.

 

[Michael74]

Now that I am a great uncle, I have started calling myself Michael the Great. How much more humble than that can you get?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

My bank had a customer appreciation day the other day. The balloons were already inflated before they bought them.

 

[Michael74]

Alas, bankers have declared inflation war on their customers.

(I have already won the prestigious first prize for echolalia, but maybe I can win 2nd prize too.)

 

[jasonc]

"Hitler trusted us, why wont you?"​

lol.