Slogans For Jesus

[JohnDB]

If we were going to make some "Jesus" T-shirts...

What could we put on them?

Give me some slogans!

Like:
I lean on Jesus
Because doing this adult thing is hard.

Jesus, Don't leave this world without him.

Don't Panic!
I got Jesus' hotline... I'll just call him.

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

Sorry if this sounds a little cheesy but,... "Don't panic at the Disco, just call Jesus." Yeah, yeah, yeah I know Panic! at The Disco fan here but that last thing you said made me think about it.

 

[for_his_glory]

"Forgiven" with a crown of thorn's around it

"Won by One"

"He Is"

"Paid in Full"

I found these ones are good for getting conversations started by others as that do not know Jesus.

I bought a hoodie the other day and on the front it says Jesus with a silhouette of His face with the crown of thorn's on His head and blood flowing down from His head.
The back reads:

I'm on team Jesus, I'm not Religious,
I'm a Christian
Imperfect and Unworthy,
Saved by Grace
Seeking After God​

It has a picture of a warrior in full armour with a sword kneeling down.

 

[Tessa]

Jesus Loves You

Jesus, King of my Heart

 

[stovebolts]

Come, follow me

 

[lisa-in-FL]

Jesus Saves!

 

[Who Me]

Carpenter from Nazareth wants Joiners!

It's an imperfect World full of inperfect people needing a perfect saviour.

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

Come, follow me

I can totally picture Jesus singing this now. A blast back to the past for us nineties babies!

 

[dianegcook]

I AM the way, the truth, and the life.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I AM the way, the truth, and the life.

Who is Diane G. Cook?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

okay, everyone has ideas about this.

"Jesus stands on Holy ground."
Now just what does that mean?

"Sanctuary, what does it mean?"
Anything that asks a question leading to Jesus is good.

 

[Nathan12]

Who is Diane G. Cook?

She is the one who quoted from John 14:6. Good for her.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Is she a prophet?
Is she a child of God?
Is she an evangelist?

Yes, I think she is.

 

[dianegcook]

Is she a prophet?
Is she a child of God?
Is she an evangelist?

Yes, I think she is.

Hey Rollo!
A child of God....

Hope you have been a good boy and staying out of trouble, hmmm.
I know there is a really good guy inside of that tough exterior. :yes

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Hey Rollo!
A child of God....

Hope you have been a good boy and staying out of trouble, hmmm.
I know there is a really good guy inside of that tough exterior. :yes

Rollo you call me
you're showing your age

 

[JohnDB]

Rollo you call me
you're showing your age

Ummmm
Psssst..... your grey is showing.

 

[for_his_glory]

Rollo you call me
you're showing your age

aka, the man has many names.............naw just two, but who are you...........hey I rhymed LOL. will the real Rollo stand up 2

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

aka, the man has many names.............naw just two, but who are you...........hey I rhymed LOL. will the real Rollo stand up 2

Oh my goodness you actually know that (vulgar) song?

 

[for_his_glory]

Oh my goodness you actually know that (vulgar) song?

Have no idea of what song you are speaking about as I don't listen to vulgar songs.

 

[HeIsRisen2018]

Have no idea of what song you are speaking about as I don't listen to vulgar songs.

There's a song that goes "Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up" and I thought that's what you were spoofing.