Close one...eh ?I did not say but it is usually my wife's keys that I hoist in the air . I once , with God's help no doubt , found my wife's keys in the bottom of a garbage can . She had thrown a defective coffee maker away and her keys went too .
I once lost my bible on the way to lunch.
When I got back to work from lunch, it was on the ground where I had parked that morning.
Apparently, I had put the bible on the top of my front tire while getting my keys and and forgot it there.
It had a nice tire track across it !
But undamaged !